What's the most relieving feeling?

Vanilla Bear · May 28, 2012

What is the best -most relieving- feeling a guy (or a girl, but mostly guy) can have?

I love sitting on MY loo having a big bowel movement! It's so fuckin' relieving to get rid of everything that doesn't pay no rent!

But an orgasm (cumming) ain't too bad either. But get this. A big bowel movement kinda IS an orgasm since it stimulates your prostate. That's why it feels so good.

Or is it to cry when in pain?

You tell me!

squallumz · May 28, 2012

remembering the poll.

TheSpokenWheel · May 28, 2012

maleonetwo said:
What is the best -most relieving- feeling a guy (or a girl, but mostly guy) can have?

I love sitting on MY loo having a big bowel movement! It's so fuckin' relieving to get rid of everything that doesn't pay no rent!

But an orgasm (cumming) ain't too bad either. But get this. A big bowel movement kinda IS an orgasm since it stimulates your prostate. That's why it feels so good.

Or is it to cry when in pain?

You tell me!

You realize why food you eat food, right?

Deepcover · May 28, 2012

Cumming while watching porn.

STDiva · May 28, 2012

Here's my top 5 relieving experiences.

5. Taking a panic shit. One of those shits where you might not make it to a toilet. The rush of barely making it coupled with the relief of the shit is fantastic.
4. Fapping. I've gotten pretty good at making myself cum. But not as good as..
3. My girlfriend giving my a blowjob. She's a bauss. Real talk.
2. Cumming in my girlfriend. I thought about putting this number one, but I am saving that spot for something real special.
1. Waking up, hungover as a mawfucka and drinking a litre of water to hydrate your dry ass mouth. Man. Nothing beats it. Even better if you have a Gatorade lying around. Its like having 1 bar of health left, no lives and finding a stimpack, literally saving your life.

TheSpokenWheel · May 28, 2012

^sounds more like a super stimpack and a doctor's bag.

BlueBalls · May 28, 2012

What I said in the other thread:

Long awaited piss on a cold day.

alexpnz · May 28, 2012

Like I said in the other thread, 2 day old shits that stick out of the top of the toilet water like Mt. Fucking Olympus! :yesyes:

lurkingdirk · May 28, 2012

Spend 14 days camping, hiking, tenting, and so forth. Best feeling in the world? The first shower when you come out of the wilderness. It's gold.

gunslingingbird · May 28, 2012

Have you ever taken such a massive shit that when the water in the bowl settles, you don't see, feel, or hear anything? You know, that completely zen feeling, as if, for that moment, the whole world, hell, the entire universe is in perfect balance and harmony pervades everywhere? That's got to be my number one.

lurkingdirk said:
The first shower when you come out of the wilderness. It's gold.

You mean you don't take golden showers in the wilderness? You're missing out, man!

Smallville22 · May 28, 2012

Cumming

PlasmaTwa2 · May 28, 2012

Yesterday morning when I got home from work I sat down to take a shit. Thought it would be small when all of a sudden I release several tons that must have been building up for a few days.

It was amazing.

PirateKing · May 28, 2012

One less responsibility.

Automate · May 28, 2012

I would have expected this sort of poll to be posted by someone else.

No matter. My answer is: nothing at all.

vodkazvictim · May 28, 2012

Scratching an itch.
Assuming that pissing off a mod isn't an option.

Shifty · May 29, 2012

This is going to sound odd, but I like the feeling of washing my hands when I get home at the end of the day.

It's absolutely the first thing I do.

lurkingdirk · May 29, 2012

Shifty said:
This is going to sound odd, but I like the feeling of washing my hands when I get home at the end of the day.

It's absolutely the first thing I do.

Do you handle fecal matter all day? Because that would really explain that.

luis1972 · May 30, 2012

Cumming!!!!!!

Vanilla Bear · May 30, 2012

Shifty said:
This is going to sound odd, but I like the feeling of washing my hands when I get home at the end of the day.

It's absolutely the first thing I do.

lurkingdirk said:
Do you handle fecal matter all day? Because that would really explain that.

It's absolutely normal to wash your hands when coming home! Everyone should do this! :yesyes:

TheSpokenWheel · May 30, 2012

Shifty said:
This is going to sound odd, but I like the feeling of washing my hands when I get home at the end of the day.

It's absolutely the first thing I do.

Washing your face when you've been doing yardwork all day is pretty nice too.

What's the most relieving feeling?