what's the deal with chicks nowdays?

I bet you wouldn't be complaining if any of those women were texting or talking to you. Sounds like someone is lonely.
 
I bet you wouldn't be complaining if any of those women were texting or talking to you. Sounds like someone is lonely.

I agree....Ralph needs a hug...group hug everyone!!!


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Damn ya try to get a group hug to help out a fellow board member, and Stan and Blueballs start making out....Dirk and Alyssa start dancing...c'mon ya'll, this is about Ralph...Ralph, RALPH....where did Ralph go? :dunno:












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NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!!!!!
 
clearly this is the work of satan...also most of the guys i know are worse than chicks...especially when it comes to using the internet on the phone (probably for porn)
 

PirateKing

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Are you testing your stand-up material on us? If so, my advice would be find another profession.
 
if i told you whats wrong...i would get stoned to death...just keep playing the game..when you figure out you cant win...you know youre catching on :wave2:
 
i'm not complaining about text messaging. i'm complaining about CONSTANTLY text messaging, especially while driving. it's like an addiction to girls today. they just can't stop
 
clearly this is the work of satan...also most of the guys i know are worse than chicks...especially when it comes to using the internet on the phone (probably for porn)

Same here, IME most guys text either just as much or more than most women to the point where they're almost constantly loooking down at their phones even during a conversation with someone else. So at least as far as I'm aware guys are just as bad as girls for almost permanently tapping away at the buttons on their mobiles*.

* except when driving. The majority of people I've met, and as far as I can see from my car into other people's cars, do not text while driving... unless their driving at about a mile and hour during a traffic jam and then that's only to let the people who need to know that theiy're in a traffic jam that they're in a traffic jam.

But, since we're blaming people for this I'm going to have to blame the former Labour Government and George Bush. It's a popular option but I believe it has some merit :)
 
bullshit. who the hell would want to get a text every 5 minutes?

Someone in a committed relationship who gets free texts but has to pay for calls maybe. Or perhaps someone with a large number of friends attempting to arrange a party or something since you can't really call multiple people to hold some kind of "conference call" on a mobile. Or perhaps you're just catching up with a group of friends but for the same reason as before end up texting them rather than phoning them. Texting is also generally quieter so it's less of a disturbance to the public, for instance on a bus, than having a full blown conversation that would require you to speak louder than normal to overcome the sound of the surrounding noise. On a similar note, texting allows for greater privacy than chatting on the phone and generally prevents strangers from overhearing anything you wouldn't normally want to hear.

So really the question is "exactly what is wrong with constantly texting given that if they weren't doing that they be constantly on the phone talking aloud?". IMO, texting is the lesser of two evils :)
 
they can't ever shut up. always talking on the cellphone or text messaging. the iphone is in their hands at all times. guys do it too but not nearly as much. whenever i'm driving behind somebody who is going slow or weaving, 9 times out of 10 their on the phone or texting. i bet 90% of those texts are really inane bullshit like "lkr? omg. lol". i can't believe it's not illegal to text while driving everywhere. yak yak yak

Whenever someone is being a fuck on the road in front of me, I purposely speed up beside them to check if they are Asian.

10/10
 

Supafly

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If someone you see is texting while driving, call the cops on them.

This is extremely dangerous and people like that belong on the bus.

A month or two on public transportation might make them learn what you shouldn't mix.
 
If someone you see is texting while driving, call the cops on them.

This is extremely dangerous and people like that belong on the bus.

A month or two on public transportation might make them learn what you shouldn't mix.

Or maybe go all Carmageddon on their arse?

Either way really.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Whenever someone is being a fuck on the road in front of me, I purposely speed up beside them to check if they are Asian.

10/10

So what is the point to your bigoted post??? :thefinger
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
they can't ever shut up. always talking on the cellphone or text messaging. the iphone is in their hands at all times. guys do it too but not nearly as much. whenever i'm driving behind somebody who is going slow or weaving, 9 times out of 10 their on the phone or texting. i bet 90% of those texts are really inane bullshit like "lkr? omg. lol". i can't believe it's not illegal to text while driving everywhere. yak yak yak

Stereotypes exist because often there's some truth in them
 
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JayJohn85

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clearly this is the work of satan...also most of the guys i know are worse than chicks...especially when it comes to using the internet on the phone (probably for porn)

Also clearly we are due some earthquakes.....Point four on the richter scale and some other disasters of "biblical" proportions
 
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