what's the deal with chicks nowdays?

[ralph furley]

they can't ever shut up. always talking on the cellphone or text messaging. the iphone is in their hands at all times. guys do it too but not nearly as much. whenever i'm driving behind somebody who is going slow or weaving, 9 times out of 10 their on the phone or texting. i bet 90% of those texts are really inane bullshit like "lkr? omg. lol". i can't believe it's not illegal to text while driving everywhere. yak yak yak

 

[GregCentauro]

Don't blame them. Due to an anatomical anomaly, women's cardiac muscles cannot contract by themselves but must rather be propelled through external stimuli from the vocal cords. The more women yap, the more regular their heartbeat. Without all that mindless talk, vital body functions would collapse and they'd eventually die after less than three minutes.

Hope that helps

 

[pete rose]

Blame it on Obama!

 

[lurkingdirk]

I think you can blame it on pro-lifers, gays, feminists, Nostradamus, Al Qaeda, and Ross Perot's failed attempt to become president.

 

[Ace Bandage]

I blame it on Black people, Volkswagen, the Metric System, and the price of tea in China.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I blame it on Black people, Volkswagen, the Metric System, and the price of tea in China.

You forgot BP (As in British Petroleum, not Black People).

 

[pete rose]

Blame it on the bellboy!

 

[Justanothergirl]

No generalizations in this thread!

 

[lurkingdirk]

No generalizations in this thread!

Every single generalization sucks donkey balls.

 

[Justanothergirl]

Every single generalization sucks donkey balls.

Nice, LD!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

What's the deal with guys coming on here and bitching about women? Or the race of women for some. On a site where women are naked, no less. This is a classy, high end website! Not a gutter bar with lot lizards!

 

[Justanothergirl]

What's the deal with guys coming on here and bitching about women? Or the race of women for some. On a site where women are naked, no less. This is a classy, high end website! Not a gutter bar with lot lizards!

Ha! Well said!

 

[BlueBalls]

I say you go on a killing spree. It'll be fun, trust me.

The women are laughing at you, aren't they? They remind you of your abusive mother and bitch of an ex-wife who wouldn't pretend to be dead when you fucked. Why not pay both of those two bitches back?

C'mon you'll love it.... you seem the type.

 

[alexpnz]

I blame it on all these Gamer Geeks :dunno:

 

[Moonchild22]

Blame it on the bellboy!

Don't you talk about Bronson Pinchot! :nanner:

 

[knowone]

Blame it on Steve Jobs, those phones are smart enough to know they're in a moving vehicle and lock out, but don't.

 

[YumiYumi_1988]

Well, women behind the wheel is dangerous as it is. Put a phone in their hand, and watch out.

 

[meesterperfect]

There's only 2 things I'm afraid of.
Women and the Po-lice.
- Gator McCluskey

 

[ralph furley]

What's the deal with guys coming on here and bitching about women? Or the race of women for some. On a site where women are naked, no less. This is a classy, high end website! Not a gutter bar with lot lizards!

classy porn site? this is the freeones talk board where u talk about anything u want to

 

[sporty_carr]

I blame it on Carmella Bing's AIDS baby.