What's My Ailment ?!

Yes, the 'Fun' game that's all about sickness... :dunno:

I't's plagia...I mean derived from a game regularly featured on BBC radio 4's 'I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Clue' show.

The poster gives symptoms of a malady/phobia and everyone else has to guess what it is..

Now, I know what you're thinking..' tunsty, since when has dihorrea and warts, been so fascinating, that you felt the need to make a game out of it?'

Well, it's not 'real' medical conditions I'm after (this IS 'tunsty-world' after all)
I'm after stupid ailments, like ..
'A fear of Ant & Dec',
'You think your a supermarket',
'You think you're a plank of wood',
'You have a fear of posting on Freeones'
'You think that you're Ron Jeremy's jockstrap'
'You can only speak in rhyme'
(in which case, you would have to state your ailments using rhyme..)
'You think you're a Dalek'
..etc


So, for 'a fear of Ant & Dec', you could have symptoms like:
Causes me great irratibilty..especially when the TV is switched on
Has an 'insect-like' quality to it
Can't seem to get away from it..it's EVERYWHERE!
(and so on...)





This game is only limited by the imagination and interest of the Freeones members... damn


* Most important.. if you happen to suffer from any of the symptoms mentioned in this and future posts...GOD HELP YA!

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Here are some symptoms of my first ailment:

I feel cold, can't seem to get my body temperature above freezing.

I have a gritty feeling in both eyes.

My arms feel so thin and twig-like.

I lose weight.. more noticeable in the springtime.



(I'll add more clues if needed. or maybe an overdose of ******** pills would be better...)
 

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