Whatever you do, do not work at a gas station.

[drf]

If you want to keep even an shread of self-respect don't do what I did:get a shitty job at a Speedway SuperAmerica.:throwup: In my 33 years on this planet I have never sunk this low. I know I should be grateful for this job but I'm not. I am overqualified (If you can believe that) and I make just a cunt hair above minimum wage and they work me to death. The list goes on but I won't bore everyone with the details. Oh, and my manager is a moron.
How is everyone elses job going? Please tell me something good.