What Would You do?

[alexpnz]

Went out with a cute chick last night to see that god awful T.I. movie (forgot the piece of shits' name?) and went to a bar after for a few Miller Lights (I'm on a diet!) and on the way home she let one rip and it smelled.:eeew:

She denied it was her but it HAD to be her, I had the air condition on and the windows rolled up and I sure didn't blast off (for once! )

Would you go back out with her?
I honestly can't wait for the encore.........:nanner:

 

[L3ggy]

Alex, that means that you're good to go with the farts!

 

[Justanothergirl]

Yes! Geez - she is human and things like that happen. Give her a break!

 

[alexpnz]

Yes! Geez - she is human and things like that happen. Give her a break!

The only thing she broke was her britches!

Hi Yoooo!

 

[Big Poppa Pump]

Lol, I thought you liked girls who fart! :1orglaugh

 

[alexpnz]

Lol, I thought you liked girls who fart! :1orglaugh

I think I'm in love...although I did gag a little cause it lingered!

 

[BlueBalls]

You seem to have an odd fixation with young women and their gas. This both intrigues and arouses me.

Well done.

 

[Big Poppa Pump]

Lol, roll down the windows. lol

 

[Justanothergirl]

Have her change her diet??

 

[alexpnz]

Lol, roll down the windows. lol

The ironic thing is that when I bust my ass, I roll up the windows on them and turn the heat on full blast while locking the power windows!

:elaugh::eeew::clap:

 

[Big Poppa Pump]

 

[Justanothergirl]

So....have you ever done this to a date??

 

[alexpnz]

So....have you ever done this to a date??

Yes, to me it's a dealer sealer....if they stay in after taking a blast, they are a keeper, if they are disgusted-they are busted!!:nanner:

 

[Justanothergirl]

LOL - yep! I understand. Put yourself in her shoes - and cut her some slack!

 

[alexpnz]

LOL - yep! I understand. Put yourself in her shoes - and cut her some slack!

Oh, I'll cut more than some slack....:lovecoupl

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Having A/C on just means you are pumping air in from outside so stuff still smells from outside. Even if it was her like already said give her a break. I would be more concerned with the fact that she wanted to see a t.i movie

 

[Sicario]

Went out with a cute chick last night to see that god awful T.I. movie (forgot the piece of shits' name?) and went to a bar after for a few Miller Lights (I'm on a diet!) and on the way home she let one rip and it smelled.:eeew:

She denied it was her but it HAD to be her, I had the air condition on and the windows rolled up and I sure didn't blast off (for once! )

Would you go back out with her?
I honestly can't wait for the encore.........:nanner:

[assholebythedoor]I feel the need to hug you.[/assholebythedoor]

:1orglaugh


:anonymous

 

[PirateKing]

Alex my dear naive boy, her farting is not the issue here. The issue is your phobia of "noxious" gases. Just breathe it all in and let it take you places.

 

[Joorpe]

Chew it over with Twix.

 

[PirateKing]

Better yet, take a mentos next time. The dilemma would have been solved in some clever way and you wouldn't be here complaining right now.

Mentos: The freshmaker.