What would you do with the time you spend if there were no FO?

[hillhopper]

Variation of other threads I've seen but I was hoping people would lay out some funny or fanciful plans, not that I think that anyone should try and quit FO's, not with out a patch and some serious therapy anyway.
I was just thinking about what I would do with the 'extra' time I spend on FO's. Learn a second language, try to figure out why they invented the Epilady, ponder about why sour cream has an expiration date. Maybe I'd invent a new tool that could make the clouds rearrange at will to create the last advertising frontier. Let's hear some ideas...

 

[tartanterrier]

Play king.com

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Probably show up at work...

 

[lechepicha]

looking for some other board similar to FO...

wait...

THERE'S NO OTHER LIKE FREEONES!!!

 

[busenbust]

Probably show up at work...

:1orglaugh


...probably jerk off plenty more to Tiffany Towers:1orglaugh

:nanner:

 

[24788]

Sex with my X box 360, Computer, and TV all night long. I work on my two websites whenever I'm bored to make some extra income and keep my horrible levels of writing where they are at currently.

 

[Shadowfax 10]

I play more time on my Playstation 3 or watch TV or be bored to death.

 

[BlueBalls]

Out whoring myself.

 

[Ace Bandage]

I've always wondered about the companies that manufacture those little Styrofoam peanuts - when they ship them, what do they pack them in? I'd also investigate this: why is bra singular and panties plural? Then I'd try and figure out why nobody ever created mouse flavored cat food or why the fridge has a light and not the freezer. After that, I'm going down to my local TV station to figure out why the fuck they post power outages on television. And finally, I'm off to Florida to ask Disney executives why Goofy stands erect while Pluto remains on all fours? Aren't they both dogs anyway? While i'm there I plan on ascertaining if pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster. Wish me luck...

 

[hillhopper]

I've always wondered about the companies that manufacture those little Styrofoam peanuts - when they ship them, what do they pack them in? I'd also investigate this: why is bra singular and panties plural? Then I'd try and figure out why nobody ever created mouse flavored cat food or why the fridge has a light and not the freezer. After that, I'm going down to my local TV station to figure out why the fuck they post power outages on television. And finally, I'm off to Florida to ask Disney executives why Goofy stands erect while Pluto remains on all fours? Aren't they both dogs anyway? While i'm there I plan on ascertaining if pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster. Wish me luck...

Work on the drive on parkways, park on driveways issue too, and how you can add water to powdered potatoes to get something great to eat but why the result is not the same when you add water to baby powder? Why do they call them apartments, if they are all stuck together? Why does 7-11, that is open 24hrs a day, have locks on their doors? And I really want to know what a Flying purple people eater really does eat.

 

[STDiva]

I'd achieve something.

 

[hillhopper]

Probably show up at work...

LOL, haven't they noticed you missing yet?

looking for some other board similar to FO...

wait...

THERE'S NO OTHER LIKE FREEONES!!!

Asskisser!^ LOL (you're right though!)

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I'd achieve something.

Video game achievement perhaps?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

LOL, haven't they noticed you missing yet?

That's what is awesome about working with the elderly. I put a mop with clothes on and they talk to "me" all day long while I am "taking care" of them for buckets load of money! :hatsoff:

I am also their demi-god because one day their house caught on fire and they thought me to be burnt to death. The next day I showed up fine and dandy for my paycheck and all of a sudden I got a raise!

 

[LukeEl]

Debunk paranormal activity on ghost hunting sites.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'd likely have found the cure for cancer, Alzheimers, and the common hangover.

 

[hillhopper]

I'd likely have found the cure for cancer, Alzheimers, and the common hangover.

How about working to correct problems for girls so we can put an end to all the 'female' commercials for things like Monistat, feminine protection, etc. Trust me, there isn't a girl around who makes decisions about things like that because of these commercials and you are interrupting CSI and David Caruso making an ass of himself!

 

[hillhopper]

That's what is awesome about working with the elderly. I put a mop with clothes on and they talk to "me" all day long while I am "taking care" of them for buckets load of money! :hatsoff:

I am also their demi-god because one day their house caught on fire and they thought me to be burnt to death. The next day I showed up fine and dandy for my paycheck and all of a sudden I got a raise!

Did you have all of their mint-coin and stamp collections in your pocket too?

 

[Will E Worm]

Many things that I do now. I'm on here as much as I used to be.

Since the site is not working a lot of the time, people should have practice by now.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Did you have all of their mint-coin and stamp collections in your pocket too?

Their record collections and porcelain Kitty Cat decorations