What Would you do Sexual #1

[TaylorVixenFan]

I thought it would be cool to start a series of surveys called What Would you do Sexual. i'll make a new one and feature a new woman every week or so(Depending on how many comments are left)

the first woman is Pauley Perrette. what naughty things would you do to her.

 

[Ace Bandage]

I would take her out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

 

[Rey C.]

I'd ask Andronicus Ry who that girl is that he's having dinner with... since I have NO idea who she is.

 

[Johan]

I'd ask Andronicus Ry who that girl is that he's having dinner with... since I have NO idea who she is.

Abby, from NCIS

I would fuck her roughly, with HIM's cover of Wicked Game by Chris Isaak as as background music

 

[Ace Bandage]

^^ Okay, never mind then. I'll just skip the dinner and go straight to not calling her. Jesus Christ, woman, get some goddamn sun.

:eek:

 

[L3ggy]

What? Like your 'wives'?

 

[Ace Bandage]

What? Like your 'wives'?

Are you back sassing me, wolf?

Yes, my wives happen to be tanned. They're also toned and thin as well. Those are three of my prerequisites. Casper up there failed one of the requirements so she can GTFO!

 

[Spleen]

This is a **** idea.

Uncoincidentally, it will mutate into a **** thread.

This very post shall help it along it's way to becoming a bruise upon the high quality posts that this forum is used to.

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

some people are such jerks! Pauley Perrette is a fucking babe! i would take her out for a nice dinner, and then take her home and fuck her like a wild ******!

 

[lurkingdirk]

I would take her out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

Damn you, Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint!

:1orglaugh

 

[Ace Bandage]

Damn you, Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint!

:1orglaugh

 

[xfire]

Thinking was your first mistake, OP.

 

[Prod3]

I bet she'd be awesome at deepthroating, especially if youre grabbin hold of them pigtails

 

[Tittyman5000]

I'd take her to a trailer park where we can break in and watch golden girls, eat weenies cooked over the stove and ramen noodles then have a few hamm's beers under the bug zapper, after the romantic evening we have wild monkey sex while I ********** her with a silk scarf and then leave her under a bridge, in the morning when she wakes she'll think it was all a *****.......

 

[Erika Red]

Are you kidding this Chick is like total raven hair, goth hottie! I would get in her coffin and lick her sweet juices all night long!! I have no idea why, not usually into goth type chicks, but her character in NCIS, just gets me hott!

 

[mrtrebus]

Strawberry cheesecake. . .:dunno:

 

[xfire]

I'd take her to a trailer park where we can break in and watch golden girls, eat weenies cooked over the stove and ramen noodles then have a few hamm's beers under the bug zapper, after the romantic evening we have wild monkey sex while I ********** her with a silk scarf and then leave her under a bridge, in the morning when she wakes she'll think it was all a *****.......

The only thing wrong with that post was the "cooked over the stove" part. Fix that with "cooked over sterno" and you've got a winner. lol

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

some people are such jerks! Pauley Perrette is a fucking babe! i would take her out for a nice dinner, and then take her home and fuck her like a wild ******!

i would have her masturbate to the point of squirting, have her squirt in a glass and i would ***** it.

 

[Golden_Finger]

the first woman is Pauley Perrette. what naughty things would you do to her.

Pour Rogaine on her bangs

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Stuff her ass with sloppy joes, then make her **** it out into a sandwich before feeding it to Dirk's mutant bastard offspring that he keeps locked in the basement.

Then I'd hang her in a fuck harness, load it onto the back of a pickup, drive her into the ghetto and leave her for the bruthas.