What would you do if you had a 13-inch dick?

for the record, I can't grow a proper beard let alone a neckbeard, I don't own a fedora, I don't drink mountain dew nor eat doritos and I have never studied the blade and have never referred to a woman in real life as m'lady.

just so that's clear.
 
for the record, I can't grow a proper beard let alone a neckbeard, I don't own a fedora, I don't drink mountain dew nor eat doritos and I have never studied the blade and have never referred to a woman in real life as m'lady.

just so that's clear.

This made me laugh.
 
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