What would you ask

[assari]

if you could meet Jesus?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I'd ask him why he lets retards from Finland have access to the internet.

 

[Mayhem]

If frogs had pockets, what would they carry?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Mayhem, you insensitive slut. They prefer to be called "French."

And it would probably be baguettes and gay porn.

 

[Mayhem]

If iguanas carried man-purses, would the price of beef jerky go up or down?

 

[bobjustbob]

How come I never got that pony for Christmas? I write you a letter every year.

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

God is dead.

 

[assari]

If frogs had pockets, what would they carry?

Frog pockets = A great place for a baby frogs

How come I never got that pony for Christmas? I write you a letter every year.

Jesus is not Santa Claus and it is not a good idea to give an animal as a gift.

Too many of them have been forced into sexual slavery.

 

[assari]

God is dead.

The God of heaven is eternal.

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

The God of heaven is eternal.

As is mother goose.....

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Why the fuck are you trying to answer Jesus' questions, asshead?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Why people who took his name tend to sell oranges on the side of the road. Also like to ask him what he thinks of the current state of Metal. Lastly, what he thought of those 2 new 24 episodes the other night.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

That's easy. What's the deal with Big Foot, The Loch Ness Monster, the dinosaur's, and life on other planets.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Why did your dad put testicles on the outside?

 

[MustBeGood]

When are the aliens coming back to reclaim their planet.

 

[assari]

Also like to ask him what he thinks of the current state of Metal.

I believe that Jesus could be a metal man because he looks like one.

What he thinks of the current state of metal...well, it is easy to understand that he listen only Christian metal bands and Christian metal songs are the best.

They have a message.

That's easy. What's the deal with Big Foot, The Loch Ness Monster, the dinosaur's, and life on other planets.

Jesus would say that monsters are God's creations but other planet do not have life.

Why did your dad put testicles on the outside?

Only God knows the answer to that question.,

 

[assari]

When are the aliens coming back to reclaim their planet.

There is no ufos, those creatures what we (Christians) see in the sky are angels.

 

[MustBeGood]

There is no ufos, those creatures what we (Christians) see in the sky are angels.

Will take your word then.

LOL.

 

[bobjustbob]

Why the fuck are you trying to answer Jesus' questions, asshead?

Assari asks for questions for Jesus. Assari answers the questions. Therefore Assari is Jesus. Get with the program.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Only God knows the answer to that question.,

Are you saying Jesus and God don't shoot the shit??

That's one of the first questions I'd ask. Along with "why do dogs lick their balls." Although we all know the answer to that ; because they CAN.

Don't judge me, there isn't a single man reading this that hasn't given it a try.



The trick is, give the dog a bone first, then he lets you. Simples.