What would you ask Geena Davis?

[Torre82]

Ms. Geena Davis, I have a few questions.

Were you and madonna having 'a league of your own' in the trailers between takes?

Just how does someone actually.. have sex.. with Jeff Goldblum, hmm?

The long kiss goodnight wasnt bad. When you told that guy to suck your dick do you think that jumpstarted futa/shemale porn just a bit?

As an earth girl, do you believe you're easy?

Beetlejuice, hmm? Like Peter North.. or like a leaky faucet?

Tell me this, Thelma.. what does Louise taste like? Was it dripping?

Alright, that's all the time we have for today. Thank you for being a good sport, Geena. We've gotta fly now.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I would ask her what exercises she does in order to keep her gums so...big? No...huge? No...massively disgusting and gross? Yeah, that's it.

 

[BlueBalls]

If I were to climb on top of you, would I be able to see china?

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Why the fuck did you do Cutthroat Island?

 

[Torre82]

I would ask her what exercises she does in order to keep her gums so...big? No...huge? No...massively disgusting and gross? Yeah, that's it.

She sucked Jeff Goldblum's dick. 'Nuff said.

If I were to climb on top of you, would I be able to see china?

You could not, but everything around you made in china has cameras so they can see you. They are pleased with your money and demand you show KIM JONG IL PROPER RESPECT!

Why the fuck did you do Cutthroat Island?

Please refrain from using harsh language with Ms. Davis. The censors said that 'Why the fuck did you do that pirate flick?' is acceptable on-air.

 

[tunsty]

If I were to climb on top of you, would I be able to see china?

NOT a pleasant thought..







Just a couple of questions, Ms Davis... or should I call you Simon?
Anyhoo.. I was watching one of your films the other day and I felt a strong urge to kill someone.
My question is.. what sort of knife should I use? (bear in mind, I want to use it again for chopping veg etc - so throwing it away afterwards is not an option)
Also, what sort of smoking-pipe do you prefer?..


yours unfaithfully, tunsty

 

[Torre82]

Just a couple of questions, Ms Davis... or should I call you Simon?
Anyhoo.. I was watching one of your films the other day and I felt a strong urge to kill someone.
My question is.. what sort of knife should I use? (bear in mind, I want to use it again for chopping veg etc - so throwing it away afterwards is not an option)
Also, what sort of smoking-pipe do you prefer?..


yours unfaithfully, tunsty

She prefers a Victorinox for it's sharp edge and superior throwing ability.

Smoking pipe? Although she has never admitted so in public, she loves smoking tha cock, but it's feasible to use a Dr. Grabow Omega smooth finish for everything else. Thank you for your interest in Ms. Davis.

With all her tall, toothy love.. Geena Davis.

 

[anomaly]

Why did you and Louise commit suicide at the end of the movie?

 

[Spleen]

Why were you so upset that your unborn child might be half-insect?

Personally, I think it would be pretty cool to have a son with wings and flesh melting vomit.

 

[BlueBalls]

Who is you favourite Soviet leader?

What is your favourite Franz Kafka novel?

If you were a man, how many oranges would you be able to carry before you got tired and started thowing them at the local toddlers coming out of nursery, you are allowed to throw them at the mothers aswell but only if you hit the kid first!?

 

[Torre82]

Why did you and Louise commit suicide at the end of the movie?

I'm sorry, Ms. Davis doesnt understand if you're asking her about the character committing suicide or her career suicide in later years.

Why were you so upset that your unborn child might be half-insect?

Personally, I think it would be pretty cool to have a son with wings and flesh melting vomit.

In her new book "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bug" Ms. Davis explains how at first, she actually decided to keep the buggy. Baby. Insect-child. Whatever. But when the thick, coarse fly hairs started poking through her womb and skin, she decided perhaps it's time to use an incubator. In an awful twist of events, the doctor tragically picked the medical swatter and splatted the young insectazoid upon emerging from the chrysalis.. I mean C-section. The hospital reportedly settled out of court for an undisclosed fee. Jeff Goldblum, better known as Dr. Brundle in The Fly, had this to say on the matter:

"I was in Jurassic Park."

 

[Spleen]

In her new book "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bug" Ms. Davis explains how at first, she actually decided to keep the buggy. Baby. Insect-child. Whatever. But when the thick, coarse fly hairs started poking through her womb and skin, she decided perhaps it's time to use an incubator. In an awful twist of events, the doctor tragically picked the medical swatter and splatted the young insectazoid. The hospital reportedly settled out of court for an undisclosed fee. Jeff Goldblum, better known as Dr. Brundle in The Fly, had this to say:

"I was in Jurassic Park."

Thanks, thats the funniest shit I've read all day.

You win a special prize:

 

[sexmadwife]

Do you have any advice on raising a mouse? Particularly sibling jealously and diet.

 

[Torre82]

Do you have any advice on raising a mouse? Particularly sibling jealously and diet.

She knows all about that! Oh my, whereever do we start? Oh darn.. commercial break.

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::a video of Micheal J. Fox appears::

"I've been in plenty of comedies, but this is serious."
~~~

Indeed. As much as I could poke fun at the guy for earlier works.. progressive diseases like Alzheimers, Parkinsons.. and dangit Dementia... (Runs in my family) need some research-funding love. I really have to pseudo-quote the last post for that video (without bias):

eltmie (1 year ago)
+530

The only reason there isn't federal funding for this yet is that big pharm companies haven't figured out how to make money on it yet. Can you imagine a world where every person's cells could be used to heal? They don't want cures, they want profits.

At the risk of sabotaging my own topic, why not throw in a feel-good message that there's a kick-ass guy named Michael who has called attention to the issue for years. Good for you, Marty McFly.

 

[TunnelOfLove]

Why did you marry Renny Harlin, and agreed to act in his movies?

 

[Fresno]

Why Why Why?

 

[gunslingingbird]

Do you have a favorite color M&M?

 

[Torre82]

Why did you marry Renny Harlin, and agreed to act in his movies?

At the time the senate didnt have a law in effect to combat temporary insanity that movie stars and starlets can face when a rich guy that makes questionable, allegedly 'batshit insane' movies.. throws a bunch of money and further fame at you.

After the insanity wore off, Ms. Davis then saw (being really tall and being able to thusly see the future like all chicks are are friggin' amazons. Just ask Brooke Hogan) ahem, then saw that she could do much better. So she married a doctor and that's that.

On a sidenote, the senate is trying to rush laws into effect to combat insanity in hollywood following this craze for stealing foreign babies. Angelina and Madonna must be stopped. This axis of evil must NOT CONTINUE!!!

Why Why Why?

She sucked renny harlin's dick. 'Nuff said.

Do you have a favorite color M&M?

Geena: I really like gr..
::interupts her::
Ms. Davis would like to say she has no real preference in the matter and thinks all colors are beautiful, unique and talented. So much so, in fact.. that she is speechless to choose just one.

 

[hedonis]

Why the fuck did you do Cutthroat Island?

This would be my question.

H

 

[BlueBalls]

Do you have a favorite color M&M?

Blue M&M, Red M&M they all turn out the same colour in the end.