What Type of ***** is Your Woman or Man?

[LukeEl]

This question goes out to anyone on FO's pretty much a unisex question. I have dated and been in relationships with a Heinz 57 variety of women that when *********** have many different but singularly universail trait. Here is a sample of types of ******* women I have been involved with.

My ****** Never Loved Me: She is the type of *****, that pretty much pisses and moans about how ***** left mommy and mommy had a slew of deadbeat boyfriends. When said girl is ***** she has a tendency to tell you about all the birthdays her ****** missed, late ***** support payments, and her quest to find supportive male authority figure love.

I Need To Watch This Fight: This ***** regardless of how many drinks she has must be in the center of some civic fisticuffs going down at the ******** establishment of choice. This fighting is done by two meatheads of the opposit sex. Knowable traits that this female ***** has are screaming encouraging pharses such as "Kick his ass" and "Fuck Him Up". ***Warning*** this ***** is a gateway ***** to the "Fuck You If You Don't Think I am Beautiful I am Going To Kick Your Ass" type of *****.


So I leave the rest up to you folks.

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

My girl just falls ****** when she's *****, anytime anywhere, no matter how noisy it is in there.

 

[Facetious]

Re: What type of ***** is your woman?

A happy *****




.....I wish!!!
:lovecoupl

 

[Elwood70]

Re: What type of ***** is your woman?

A happy *****

.....I wish!!!
:lovecoupl

My ex-wife was like that; she was also the only one that could keep up with me.


Then, she left-and said (to others) that the ***** was the reason.

 

[busaguy79]

My GF is a happy very sexual *****! She doesn't start taking her clothes off in front of everyone or anything like that but when we get home or when we head to bed its game on! WooHoo!

 

[CunningStunts]

Most of the time my gf is a pretty fun ***** and like me, she gets horny as hell and we usually have some great, long sex sessions when we get home!

Sometimes, however, she can take a small thing I or someone else does and turn it it into the worst offense ever and really ruin our night over something stupid... happens about once ever 6 weeks or so. I've learned that the best thing to so is to not argue with people when they are ***** and just leave.

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Bitch doesnt *****... It's a fucking tragedy.

 

[Hypergalaxy]

She is definitely a horny *****.

 

[squallumz]

she never drinks, but when she does, its like a 2 ***** affair then shes all *****. i dont know how its possible, but it is. then she gets dirty. ive heard the naughtiest things come out of her mouth when shes *****.

we will be putting it to the test in a couple of days when a certain pornstar comes to visit.

details to come.

 

[lurkingdirk]

BlueBalls is on the wagon. He was ****** into it by the crown - it turns out that ************ is not a justification for shitting on the queen.