What type of depressive are you?

Facetious

Moderated
A seasonal affective depressive?
A manic/bipolar depressive?
A covert depressive?
A codependent depressive?
A recurrent depressive?
A unipolar depressive?
An unhappily wed depressive?
A **** or ******* induced depressive?
A pissed off that most everybody else in the world isn't depressed depressive?
An excessive gaming depressive? (who can't seem to win a single hand at the black jack table)
A suicidal depressive?
An I **** my job depressive?
An overeating depressive?
A my aging mum is getttin to be a real pain in the ass depressive?
A Sunday night depressive?
A daytime/nightime depressive?

Other (coin your type of depression)

A "__________________________" depressive?

I would consider myself as being an "inactive depressive", in other words, the busier I am, the least likely I will find myself suffering from the blues. It's always nice to have a project or projects to work on in life, the minute I'm out of responsibilities is the minute I'm looking for new ones.
But where is the happiness? Is this as good as it's gonna get just keeping busy to not fall prey to unhappiness?
Do tell, but keep it spirited and uplifting if possible, I don't want this thread itself to become a depressive. :cool:
 

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