What Is Your Favorite Fruit?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Bananas are my favorite fruit. They taste good and you don’t have to wash your hands before eating one.

 

[Tyrion Lannister]

Pomegranate - tastes amazing and makes your dick grow

 

[Johan]

🍑🍑🍑

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Cherries, oranges, Kiwi, and watermelon

 

[Xombie3000]

An Asian pear

 

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[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Tomatoes. I used to date a gal who hated tomatoes so much she seemed to have a tomato phobia. I remember coming back from Burger King once. I told them "no tomatoes" on her burger but they screwed up. My diplomatic effort of removing the tomato and eating it myself did nothing to alleviate her anxiety. She pointed at the remaining tomato mucus stuffs. She was also stingy doling out the head jobs too.

 

[senob44]

Tomatoes. I used to date a gal who hated tomatoes so much she seemed to have a tomato phobia. I remember coming back from Burger King once. I told them "no tomatoes" on her burger but they screwed up. My diplomatic effort of removing the tomato and eating it myself did nothing to alleviate her anxiety. She pointed at the remaining tomato mucus stuffs. She was also stingy doling out the head jobs too.

It's interesting that you added that in particular. As if there could possibly be a connection between tomato and bj phobias?

For my money I love the casaba melons, but only if they come in a pear! (See what I did there, I'm oh so clever)

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Yeah, maybe the goo that holds the seeds of the tomato, reminded her of the sliminess of your cock snot.

 

[Tmkowal]

Apricots

 

[DrakeM]

I'm kinda partial to Elton John.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I'm kinda partial to Elton John.

I'm glad there wasn't a cover charge to get in here.

 

[John_8581]

I'm into pineapple currently. All sorts of ways. Pineapple chucks with a pineapple juice chaser!

I'm kinda partial to Elton John.

For our purposes here, let's change up the lyrics just a bit on one of his most popular songs:

"So let the son go down on me!"