What is your dream job?

[sean miguel]

Wildlife photographer for National Geographic

A hot shot offensive coordinator who devises the next greatest thing in football. Like Tiger Ellison seeing kids playing sandlot football and comes up with the run-and-shoot offense which concepts are still in use in college and the NFL today. Or what Mike Martz did with the Rams in the early 2000's, Air Coryell, etc. That ongoing game of "counter this" between offenses and defenses. I miss football.

A formula 1 driver

 

[Johan]

Professional soccer player

Novelist

Paleontologist

 

[RJS13]

I'm doing it. Growing and selling medical marijuana to area dispensaries---> Legally. I make my own hours, easy work(once you know what your doing), love the science of it, no overhead, great money, never have to pay for pot and the kicker is, I'm helping people. House is paid for, cars and boat are paid for etc. etc. All from one little itty bitty seed that was given to me. It has to come from somewhere, why not me right? Everyones gotta be something.

Damn I Love This Country!!!

 

[Jack Davenport]

Rock star or fighter pilot. I fucked up.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Administrator of nursing home. The nursing home complexes are broken, short staffed and full of red tape politics.

 

[RJS13]

Administrator of nursing home. The nursing home complexes are broken, short staffed and full of red tape politics.

Great, you can start by lowering prices, hiring qualified staff and not some teenager looking to get a check for beer money, change menu protocol. It costs my grandmother over $4000 a month to stay in one and she's not allowed to have salt on a fried egg? Fuck me, if I'm paying that much I'm eating anything I want including ordering food out. I don't give a shit if its the doctors orders or not. People are essentially sent there to die anyways so Ima do what I wanna do while you bilk me for every dime J/s

 

[sean miguel]

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Great, you can start by lowering prices, hiring qualified staff and not some teenager looking to get a check for beer money, change menu protocol. It costs my grandmother over $4000 a month to stay in one and she's not allowed to have salt on a fried egg? Fuck me, if I'm paying that much I'm eating anything I want including ordering food out. I don't give a shit if its the doctors orders or not. People are essentially sent there to die anyways so Ima do what I wanna do while you bilk me for every dime J/s

Yes I used to sneak salt to some NSA residents. I understand your plight of loved ones stuck in human warehouse as I call it. Great thing is if family brings anything in for them on nursing staff we cannot do anything about it. Also the no smoking laws fucks everything up. And for a very few I used to take out after management and charge nurses left to take out to have a smoke. They were short term, hip replacement and here for six weeks. Let them have a smoke once or twice a day. State laws need to be changed is what it is.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

I've always wanted my own brothel.

 

[Chopper3000]

Rock star or fighter pilot. I fucked up.

Too fat I take it?

 

[Jack Davenport]

Let the experiment begin....

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I always wanted to be the guy that rubs the baby oil on the girls in Hustler and Club magazine....

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I always wanted to be the guy that rubs the baby oil on the girls in Hustler and Club magazine....

FreeOnes_Adam is looking for a baby oil masseuse:hatsoff:

 

[RJS13]

Yes I used to sneak salt to some NSA residents. I understand your plight of loved ones stuck in human warehouse as I call it. Great thing is if family brings anything in for them on nursing staff we cannot do anything about it. Also the no smoking laws fucks everything up. And for a very few I used to take out after management and charge nurses left to take out to have a smoke. They were short term, hip replacement and here for six weeks. Let them have a smoke once or twice a day. State laws need to be changed is what it is.

Yes indeed, I always smuggle in a pocket full of salt on every visit. I told her to flush the empty packets down the shitter. If the nursing home don't kill her I damn sure will.

 

[LunaMo]

Maybe some soccer without all the training

 

[Xombie3000]

For me, it would probably be to own and run a comic book store. I would have a gaming section made up for like, Magic: The Gathering or Warhammer, a large collection of trade paperbacks and back issues, collectible statues and movie props, and in the back of the store, two classic arcade games, probably Battletoads would be one of the games. I would have someone working for me which would be like a point man who would walk the store and engage customers and talk to them and see what they are interested in and make suggestions, and for me, since I've always been a big comic book geek, I would work behind the counter and I just feel like there are so many comic book stores I've been in where it's just not that feeling like you could hold a conversation with anybody there about anything related to comic books.

 

[zipper_666]

I've been doing my dream job now for 13 years ...working in the adult entertainment industry as a male performer and a model photographer. Full time occupation and a great, steady income. The only other dream job that I'd be interested in doing would be playing in a popular Metal band and touring the world. I once came fairly close to that in the 90's, as I played in several Metal bands ...touring, studio work, big concerts ...but never quite made it.

 

[RJS13]

I've been doing my dream job now for 13 years ...working in the adult entertainment industry as a male performer and a model photographer. Full time occupation and a great, steady income. The only other dream job that I'd be interested in doing would be playing in a popular Metal band and touring the world. I once came fairly close to that in the 90's, as I played in several Metal bands ...touring, studio work, big concerts ...but never quite made it.

This would be a good thread to regale us with one of your advertisements. J/s

 

[~~whimsy~~]

This would be a good thread to regale us with one of your advertisements. J/s

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

New lead singer for Black Sabbath...

"Say you don't know me, you'll burn
You can refuse, but you'll lose, it's by me
Say you don't want me, you'll learn
Nothin' you do will be new, 'cause I'm through

Call me a liar, you knew
You were a fool, but that's cool, it's all right
Call me the Devil, it's true
Some can't accept but I crept inside you"