What is the weirdest way you have ever made a woman come?

[Quagmire33]

Hopefully this thread hasn't been posted before if so please merge it with the previous.
I was asked the other night to specifically only use my nose pushing inside her to make her come and I thought this was pretty weird lol,i'm sure theres worse whatever u've got i'd love to hear it.

 

[Spleen]

Tickling her thigh. Srsly.

 

[mrtrebus]

Murdering her pet goldfish by eating it alive made my girlfriend cum really hard. Srsly.

 

[PirateKing]

Stabbing her



With my penis



In her anus.







And her ear.

 

[Spleen]

You cut off her ear and fucked her in the ass with it? That's hardcore. LISTEN UP, BRAZZERS.

 

[PirateKing]

You cut off her ear and fucked her in the ass with it? That's hardcore. LISTEN UP, BRAZZERS.

 

[Icewater Jones]

I don't have any weird way to make a woman come.


I've always just called out their name... it seems to work.

 

[winterwarz]

Some intense pounding inside her vagina. True dat.

 

[Ace Bandage]

This one time... I used my tongue.

:surprise: I know, right?

 

[Tittyman5000]

Some really intense french kissing

 

[shayd]

I said the word "extemporaneously".


Ladies love that.

This one time... I used my tongue.

:surprise: I know, right?

Go on...

 

[Kingfisher]

Diddling her 4th hole. If you know where it is, you're just as good as me.:drool1:

 

[luisz]

fucking her ass and sticking my fingers in her pussy

 

[L3ggy]

By howling at the moon.

 

[Spleen]

By howling at the moon.

You wish. If I were you, I'd give up this whole wolf/video game obsession and try to get out a little bit more. There are REAL women outside your door, you know?

 

[mrtrebus]

You wish. If I were you, I'd give up this whole wolf/video game obsession and try to get out a little bit more. There are REAL women outside your door, you know?

Best.
Post.
Of.
The.
Decade.

PS - how can a wolf play videogames?!? :dunno:

 

[vodkazvictim]

You wish. If I were you, I'd give up this whole wolf/video game obsession and try to get out a little bit more. There are REAL women outside your door, you know?

Play nice or he'll eat you...

I called out "come girl!" to the dog and she misinterpereted.

 

[Kingfisher]

Why worry about bodily fluids and all that stuff. Just give the gal a credit card with a 20k limit, she'll orgasm and you can go back to the game. After she leaves, give her "blue card" by canceling the card.

 

[busaguy79]

I put my dick inside her, blew are fucking minds!!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Missionary position, with the lights out; mostly clothed.

She was a fucking animal.