what is the male iquivelant of the "C" word?

bigbadbrody

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I was talking with a few of my friends the other night and some of them were female and we got onto the topic of the "C" word. we tried to come up with a word to call males that is as bad as the "C" word but we couldn't.

any thoughts?
 

bigbadbrody

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Violator79

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I don't think there is any word besides the usual "dick' and "cock". I mean you rarely hear a guy being called a "phallus" and that doesn't have the ring of a woman being called a "C" word.

BTW I mean do disrespect to the women on this board. I'm just making a point.
 

bigbadbrody

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bigbadbrody

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are you talking about a word that is just as disrespectful? or another word for his dick?

another word that is just as disrespectful, duh
 
I don't think there is any word besides the usual "dick' and "cock". I mean you rarely hear a guy being called a "phallus" and that doesn't have the ring of a woman being called a "C" word.

BTW I mean do disrespect to the women on this board. I'm just making a point.


Thats what got me confused..so "duh" to you :p
 

Legzman

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what "C" word? OH you mean cunt! Got it! By the way while were on this topic, why is that word so offensive to women?
 

bigbadbrody

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what "C" word? OH you mean cunt! Got it! By the way while were on this topic, why is that word so offensive to women?

it just is
 

Violator79

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Thats what got me confused..so "duh" to you :p

Duh to me? I think you got the wrong person. I'm helping you out by saying there really isn't any word like CUNT for women to call us guys. What's so hard to understand about that? :dunno:
 
Violator..I wasnt saying that to you I was saying it to the guy who started this cause he made me feel stupid for asking a question..

BTW "cunt" is bad cause is means dirrty pussy and no girls wants to hear that
 
In The Netherlands, there ar som men that named their penis after their own name, but ina smaller version.

So, John and little John, Steve and little Steve and so on.
I think it's funny for a few sexonds, then it's stupid.

The "C" word for male in The Netherlands is "Prick", but then it's used as an abuse, like "asshole" or something like that.
 

Violator79

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Violator..I wasnt saying that to you I was saying it to the guy who started this cause he made me feel stupid for asking a question..

OK I get what you mean. The way you said "duh to you" made it seem like you were saying that to me. Sorry for the mistake.
 
BTW "cunt" is bad cause is means dirrty pussy and no girls wants to hear that

Well in that case, maybe the male equivlent of "cunt" is "smegma-covered penis"? But that doesn't really have a ring to it...

Maybe....
"smegmy penis"
"smegmous penis"
????
 

dick van cock

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Well in that case, maybe the male equivlent of "cunt" is "smegma-covered penis"? But that doesn't really have a ring to it...

Maybe....
"smegmy penis"
"smegmous penis"
????
I know you've read The 120 Days of Senob, mate.

Let's call that thing "Curval":

The head of the Président’s device was now at all times exposed, for he had had himself circumcised, a ceremony which largely facilitates enjoyment and to which all pleasure-loving persons ought to submit. But one of the purposes of the same operation is to keep this privity cleaner; nothing of the sort in Curval’s case: this part of him was just as filthy as the other: this uncapped head, naturally quite thick to begin with, was thus made at least an inch ampler in circumference.
 
I know you've read The 120 Days of Senob, mate.

Let's call that thing "Curval":

Nice reference!! I hadn't thought of that part since reading it years ago. Perfectly apropos to the situation. Plus, it's also a C-word!!

Female is to Male as Cunt is to Curval!!!!:nanner:
 
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