What have you learned from watching porn?

[Lovespink]

I definitely credit porn and in particular a performance by Seka with teaching me how to face fuck a women. To this day everytime I give oral to a girlfriend Seka's passionate performance insprires me and I've gotten high praise. So what do you believe you've learned from porn?

 

[shayd]

I definitely credit porn and in particular a performance by Seka with teaching me how to face fuck a women. To this day everytime I give oral to a girlfriend Seka's passionate performance insprires me and I've gotten high praise. So what do you believe you've learned from porn?

In general, not to emulate.

 

[larss]

I have learned that 6 inches is way below average.
Men last at least 20 minutes before blasting their load.
All women suck cock before anything else sexual takes place.
Most women like cum either on or in their face.

 

[thegame2119]

Let's see...

All women love anal and facials.
They'll do anyone, anytime, anywhere.
And they love to be call "bitches," "sluts" and "whores."

How do I know all this, yet can't keep a girlfriend? :dunno:

 

[bluebuzzer69]

I have learnt how to make my girlfriend cum! She now gets so much attention before we even get down to intercourse that she can squirt and squirt loads.

 

[HELLRAISER]

What I've learned from watching porn is that it is preferable to pay a women to have consensual sex instead of marrying them, turning them into a housewives and having less and less sex with your spouse as time goes by.

 

[Johan]

All women like to share their guy with another woman
If you caugh a couple while fucking, they will be pleased if you join 'em
Every boobs lower than 36C are to be classified as Small
Two girls in the same room will not last 5 minutes before feeling each othes boobs
Male lingerie has been erased from this planet

What I've learned from watching porn is that it is preferable to pay a women to have consensual sex instead of marrying them, turning them into a housewives and having less and less sex with your spouse as time goes by.

You don't get it man : A wife is to cook your meal and iron your shirts, not to have sex with.
A mistress is to have sex with (and don't ever think about asking her to do the laundry !)

 

[acefrehley]

loving all the beautiful porn chicks and wank my cock to infinity

 

[Sawney Bean]

That its great to be a plumber

 

[Spleen]

These threads always bring out the "real sex isn't like porn sex" or related opinions, which I think is nonsense. Sex has taught me a lot about sex, and a lot of it I use in the real world, and I never hear complaints.

 

[BigSwede]

I have learned that directors that tries to do more than just another porn flick should take a couple of filmmaking classes.

 

[hiropro]

That i was right in the fact that i am inferior to everyone else.

 

[Rhyno17]

That all women who wear glasses have a teaching degree (or possibly a a secretary's diploma).

Pizza delivery guys apparently don't get fired or charged with health violations for sticking their dicks through customers pizzas.

Ava Devine will fuck you anytime, anywhere!

If you name your daughter "Diamond" (or a host of other names), you have pretty much mapped out their career path.

 

[larss]

That its great to be a plumber

or the pizza delivery guy.

 

[-qwerty]

that porn actors are horrible actors.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Ron Jeremy is living proof that ANYONE can get laid. :thumbsup:

 

[AlejandroZ]

I have learned that people are willing to do outrageous things for money

 

[cbc_rules]

I learned that my porn name would be Hammy Dawes.

 

[LiveLaughFuck]

That the camera doesnt add a few pounds, it adds a few inches.

 

[bobjustbob]

#10. Only kids who look like they are in their 30's get to score on their friends hot mom.

#9. All women suck dick.

#8. Wives have this kinky desire to fuck any guy their husbands brings home.

#7. Half pint cum loads are the norm.

#6. Men don't wear underpants or have as much pubic hair as much I thought they did.

#5. If a woman answers a model agency ad she only has 3 minutes to get her clothes off before even being considered to get a job.

#4. The biggest geeks in the world can get the hottest women to have sex with them. AND MAKE IT A BUSINESS!

#3. Bad behavior at school or work will wind up getting you fucked, literally.

#2. I now know why people move to California and Florida.

#1. I now know why my life is so empty and dull.