It lost whatever testicles it had and resides on the radio. Also, what is your idea of "rock and roll"?
80's Cock Rock need not apply. It was never rock and roll.
Because Hair bands pandered to women solely for pussy and probably didn't give a rats ass about the music. To me, Rock and Roll was and is a movement. Let's look at Elvis, while today, his modest hip shaking is perfectly fine, back then it was foul and obscene. Hair metal is foul and obscene for a whole different list of reason, mostly for being a blemish on rock music in general. Apparently, hair metal is a bunch of sweaty dudes playing their shitty songs in a factory that only produces sparks with the women miles away from the band. TALK ABOUT TEETH. At least those mopey guys in flannel shirts produced some worth while bands, while hair metal just spawned pre-washed up rockstars (much like my roommate) that nobody gives a care about.Why, pray tell, does "80s cock rock" not qualify as Rock and roll? Please, do inform us all why guys with guitars and drums don't qualify because they had hairspray on, but mopey jackasses with flannel acting miserable in the 90s does count.
hip hop also came out of soul and funk and disco.
Because Hair bands pandered to women solely for pussy and probably didn't give a rats ass about the music. To me, Rock and Roll was and is a movement. Let's look at Elvis, while today, his modest hip shaking is perfectly fine, back then it was foul and obscene.
Hair metal is foul and obscene for a whole different list of reason, mostly for being a blemish on rock music in general.
Apparently, hair metal is a bunch of sweaty dudes playing their shitty songs in a factory that only produces sparks with the women miles away from the band. TALK ABOUT TEETH.
It's crappy because it's guitar driven pop veiled thinly as "metal" , and not even good pop. Simply my opinion.That makes perfect sense. It's crappy because... it's crappy. Nice argument, you should think about getting into music journalism.![]()
Yes, mostly terrible bands.Wake up and smell the testosterone, rock music has always been about guys putting themselves on a pedestal, being the cock of the walk, trying to get laid.
I never said I resent rock music for appealing to women. I resent hair "metal" for being a god damned joke.Why exactly do you resent rock music appealing to women, anyway?
I don't see how you couldn't understand why myself or anyone else would think it's crappy. Also, great job on the "music journalism" rib! Being a music journalist would be a crappy gig, right? See, I'm also very good at putting words into other people's mouths, much like you did.That makes perfect sense. It's crappy because... it's crappy. Nice argument, you should think about getting into music journalism.
It was "lewd and suggestive" to more than women in that day and age. Also, Elvis pushed the proverbial envelope by playing "black music", which was also uncommon in those days. I use Elvis as an example of a "rock and roll pioneer" because there's actually some merit to what he did for rock music, while hair metal bands of the 80's just gave us really trite garbage.Elvis' hip shaking -- lewd and sexually suggestive to women...