What does a pussy taste like? and a dick? and cum?

SBTNW

Banned
that's three question, folks.
so far, i'm able to anwer just the first one (pussy): just salty.
 
a pussy: sometimes salty and sometimes, when she just showered, you can smell and taste her showergel or soap.

A dick: don't know, I prefer sex with women, not men....:thefinger

And the last one...cum: don't no either, if I'm thursty, I prefer a cold beer.:D
 

Kingfisher

Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
Every person is different, and what they eat is different, so how they taste is going to be different.
What you eat, drink and do can alter your bodily fluids.
You can eat a lot of pineapple and taste "sweeter."
 
Well me having never taste pussy or dick (NO I dont suck myself!), I can only tell you the smell of cum. Its pretty bad smell. It has a unique bad smell which I cannot put it with someone else like salt.. :mad:
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
I don't even want to know about the latter ones.
 
Penises and cum taste like Chocolate ice cream. You guys really oughta all try it with your classmates! :rubbel:
 
:dunno: ass?

No. I go down on my girl from time to time, and depending on if she had a "rough" day or not, it can get smelly. Fresh out of the shower (or in the shower) is the best. It is perfect. Or after taking a dip in a pool....yum. :)


(Why do you want to know what a cock tastes like? :confused:)
 
No, seriously, sweet!

get outta here! for real?
fuck, im gonna eat more donuts...
No, seriously! Go sweet!

You want to avoid dairy and acids, including acids in fruits. That's why Pineapple is well regarded as the perfect fruit for cum.

I drink Pineapple juice starting Thursday afternoon and all day Friday before I fly home to the wifey. At work, people wonder why I do, and I just say it's "for weekend energy." ;)
 
Pussy...now there's a "how long is a piece of string question". I love going down on my girls and they all taste different. There's the metallic sort of taste to a frankly horrible OMG I'm not doing THAT again taste. Neither of those are particularly pleasant. Most often it's a kind of very slightly...oh who the fcuk am I kidding...I can't describe what a good one tastes like, it's just gooooooooood.

Cum? Well, just cos I was curious I tasted my own, just once. Can't say it tasted of anything at all really.

I can't speak from experience about the middle one and have no real interest in finding out.

Handy tip here boys, if you're worried about what she's gonna taste like, just play with her pussy for a while then say you've an itchy nose and go to scratch it with the same hand. While it's up there, have a wee sniff. If it smells bad, and I mean BAD, don't do it. If it smells ok go for it. Normally I get a whiff and I'm off...she's not gonna see my face for a good 5-10 minutes, hehehe
 
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