What do YOU want to see under the tree???

A Red Ryder bb gun.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Britney Spears in her pink wig, bent over the manger with a bottle of Orange Fanta in one hand and my cock in the other while singing Womanizer to me! :nanner:
 
Duh! Christmas is supposed to be your special day. We do the pudding routine every fricking Tuesday, dude. Don't get me wrong. I like it. But it has lost a bit of its initial appeal.

Okay, okay. I know that was aiming low. You know I don't like to make demands on you guys.

But, GET YOUR LEATHER HOOD ON NOW AND GET UNDER THAT DAMN TREE.

Don't make me use the whip. :nono:
 
Oh...and by the way that hunk under the tree is Jasonk282...and I probably would like him in his camos, rather than naked, with the gold bow :nanner:
 
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