Vicky Vette
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Hey all, I was asked by a magazine to put something up about this so, here goes......
Am I supposed to say peace, goodwill, and health? Of course I want that so can't put that in a unique list, right (just assume it is already in there.) Am I supposed to say lots of presents? Of course, that goes without saying (just send all gift cards and lingeries to the address on my website... ha ha).
Since, there are too many wonderful things to list, I decided to put together 'Vicky Vette's Top Ten Porn Things I Want for Christmas List'. Again, peace, goodwill and heath are in there already, so think of this as numbers 4-13). Here goes (drum roll please).....
'Vicky Vette's Top Ten Porn Related Things I Want for Christmas List'
10. Hey Santa, what is up with the cookies....... I am on Atkins, so bacon or steak would be better!
9. Hey Santa, what is up with my newsletter, Premium Link Upgrade , going to your spam folder!
8. Hey Santa, any chance I can get through Xmas without having to wear your costume.......... again!
7. Hey Santa, please take me off your naughty list! I have been on it for 42 years!
6. Hey Santa, any way you can stop the elfs coming down the chimney with you this year on Christmas night?
5. Hey Santa, I would like a vibrator that does not run on batteries. I go through a lot of batteries.
4. Hey Santa, if you can't give me number seven, can you give me 1000 AA batteries, 1000 AAA batteries, and whatever else you have?
3. Hey Santa, can you give me some nipple clamps that don't squeeze so hard!
2. Hey Santa, can you give me Sara Jay, Nikki Benz, Puma Swede, Kate Frost, and Kayla Kupcakes under my tree?
and the number one thing porn related thing I want for Christmas is............
1. No more guys in porn that look like Ron Jeremy (Ron if you ever read this, there could only be one of you!)
What do yu want for XXXmas?
Am I supposed to say peace, goodwill, and health? Of course I want that so can't put that in a unique list, right (just assume it is already in there.) Am I supposed to say lots of presents? Of course, that goes without saying (just send all gift cards and lingeries to the address on my website... ha ha).
Since, there are too many wonderful things to list, I decided to put together 'Vicky Vette's Top Ten Porn Things I Want for Christmas List'. Again, peace, goodwill and heath are in there already, so think of this as numbers 4-13). Here goes (drum roll please).....
'Vicky Vette's Top Ten Porn Related Things I Want for Christmas List'
10. Hey Santa, what is up with the cookies....... I am on Atkins, so bacon or steak would be better!
9. Hey Santa, what is up with my newsletter, Premium Link Upgrade , going to your spam folder!
8. Hey Santa, any chance I can get through Xmas without having to wear your costume.......... again!
7. Hey Santa, please take me off your naughty list! I have been on it for 42 years!
6. Hey Santa, any way you can stop the elfs coming down the chimney with you this year on Christmas night?
5. Hey Santa, I would like a vibrator that does not run on batteries. I go through a lot of batteries.
4. Hey Santa, if you can't give me number seven, can you give me 1000 AA batteries, 1000 AAA batteries, and whatever else you have?
3. Hey Santa, can you give me some nipple clamps that don't squeeze so hard!
2. Hey Santa, can you give me Sara Jay, Nikki Benz, Puma Swede, Kate Frost, and Kayla Kupcakes under my tree?
and the number one thing porn related thing I want for Christmas is............
1. No more guys in porn that look like Ron Jeremy (Ron if you ever read this, there could only be one of you!)
What do yu want for XXXmas?
