Little Red Wagon Repairman
Step in my shop and I'll fix yours too.
The same needy people have been used for years. They gotta be dead by now. You can tell how new the ads are because the gal running things is 20 lbs heavier every time you see a new commercial. I feel bad for these people but is their misery being exploited for her Caviar? Seems they were left to die given a few scraps so they could perform again when called upon. I'd probably still give them money before I donated to the Holy Pedophile Sanctuary.