What did your mother find in YOUR dirty laundry . . ?

[Facetious]

Just a 'lil trip down Memory Lane :

Growing up, did you have problem child tendencies ?
Did the principal of your school ever have to sit your ass down and phone your parent(s) ?
Were you ever suspended from school for any reason ? Did your mother ever find rolling papers, a bag of pot or a 2 pack of condoms while doing your laundry ? :o

We're you ever discouraged from doing certain things or were you allowed to be a wild child ?
Yeah, that figures

Do tell ! :nanner:

 

[Kil4Thril]

Kamel Red Lights. And the pictures given to me by the chick down the road (keep in mind this was before digital cameras).

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

Growing up, did you have problem child tendencies ?
Did the principal of your school ever have to sit your ass down and phone your parent(s) ? Were you ever suspended from school for any reason ? Did your mother ever find rolling papers, a bag of pot or a 2 pack of condoms while doing your laundry ? :o

We're you ever discouraged from doing certain things or were you allowed to be a wild child ?

Do tell ! :nanner:

My mom caught me growing pot in my closet when I was 16. She went nuts and destroyed the plants, but never told my dad because he might have seriously beat my ass for it.

And when I was younger, I was smaller than my big bro and his friends, so when we used to get into fights, I'd run to my dad's shed and get his pitchfork, saws or anything else with a blade or spike on it and I'd turn the tide. One time I threw a flathead screwdriver at my brother's friend because he was throwing rocks at a bird nest and I wanted him to stop. He did...after the screwdriver got lodged under his right eyeball. Too many Jason movies I guess :dunno:

Thankfully, he was ok after stitches and my violent, psycho phase ended by the time I finished elementary school.

My parents never found porn or condoms or anything like that, but if they would have, they'd probably pretend they didn't. They weren't strict about that stuff. They just made sure that my brother and I weren't being stupid about it.

 

[jod0565]

I called a fat girl, "Minnesota Fats." She cried. I got lectured. I had to apoligize to her.

 

[LukeEl]

I remember the time I think I was in 3rd or 4th grade, the principal of my school called my parents. The reason being that it was the time when neighborhood variety stores would never card you and you as a kid could buy your parents cigaretts or alcohol and take it home to them because a)they were too lazy and left you a note on the fridge and money on the table to buy them the essentials b) Were too drunk to even walk or c) The family that owned the store on my block never gave me a hard time for looking at issues of Hustler, High Society, and Penthouse at the magazine shelf, that was before plastic wrapping on those mags too. Anyway back to what I was saying, my principal wanted to discuss this with my parents because over the weekend he had seen me walking out of the store with a case of Busch beer and a pack of smokes..And at that time my mom could barely speak English and my dad proceeded to tell the principal to mind his own business and to fuck off in several different lanuages. True story too, my family is still nuts to this day.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

My oney. My stack of mags one time. Also condom in the jean pockets. Booze - more times than I'd like to remember. You know, the regular stuff.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Nothing. Since I was little my mother told me if you have anything in your pockets it will be ruined once it gets in the wash. So better make sure you have nothing in before it hits the laundry basket.

Aside from that there has been a few cases where I got in trouble. Beyond that I was a simple child who went my own way.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

My dad kicked me out of the house when I was 17 for wanting to go to a friends birthday party. While I was kicked out, he ransacked my room and found my birth control. Went ballistic. Thats about it though!

 

[BlueBalls]

Skid marks

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

I always left a rosebud in my underwear for my mother.

 

[on]

My older brother's L&B's that I sly-dogged off him the night before!.. Doh!

 

[gunslingingbird]

Nothing in the laundry. As Whimpy said earlier, I was always taught to empty out all the pockets before anything went in the washing machine. But that wouldn't've mattered anyway; I started doing my own laundry when I was in the second grade.

Other than laundry, my mom found empty beer bottles, porn, pot, and a SNES controller that I borrowed from a friend when mine had been taken because I was grounded. Besides that, I was a regular in the principal's office at all the schools I went to. I was expelled from a public school in LA, a private school in Mexico City, and nearly expelled from another 3 in Mexico. I was a regular in the detention club, and would take a suspension holiday at least twice a year. My parents were contacted by the principal for missing homework, tardiness, truancy (my friends and I would often skip class to go play Dungeons & Dragons in the library), pissing in a Gatorade bottle on the bus and finishing all over the seat because the driver didn't slow down for a speed bump, pulling off the Indian kids' turbans, pulling off the Iranian girl's head rag, smoking on school grounds, giving a kid a concussion, squirting orange peel juice in a kid's eye, setting the trash can in the classroom on fire, and a myriad of other things that seemed like a good idea at the time. Ah, good times indeed!

 

[Sicario]

Nothing in the laundry. As Whimpy said earlier, I was always taught to empty out all the pockets before anything went in the washing machine. But that wouldn't've mattered anyway; I started doing my own laundry when I was in the second grade.

Other than laundry, my mom found empty beer bottles, porn, pot, and a SNES controller that I borrowed from a friend when mine had been taken because I was grounded. Besides that, I was a regular in the principal's office at all the schools I went to. I was expelled from a public school in LA, a private school in Mexico City, and nearly expelled from another 3 in Mexico. I was a regular in the detention club, and would take a suspension holiday at least twice a year. My parents were contacted by the principal for missing homework, tardiness, truancy (my friends and I would often skip class to go play Dungeons & Dragons in the library), pissing in a Gatorade bottle on the bus and finishing all over the seat because the driver didn't slow down for a speed bump, pulling off the Indian kids' turbans, pulling off the Iranian girl's head rag, smoking on school grounds, giving a kid a concussion, squirting orange peel juice in a kid's eye, setting the trash can in the classroom on fire, and a myriad of other things that seemed like a good idea at the time. Ah, good times indeed!

. . . and based on all of your previous FO's posts, you turned out to become one fine upstanding citizen sir. :hatsoff:

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 

[lurkingdirk]

The usual stuff...Fingers from my victims, mostly.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Just some paraphernalia, and a couple of pocket knives. She did find a nice fresh, big fluffy ounce of weed once, but it was under my dresser. I don't know who's excuse was lamer...hers, for why she was looking around in my room, or mine for why I was holding "someone else's" bag of weed.

 

[STDiva]

My mom found a Linkin Park c.d in my drawer once. Man she flipped. I was just holding it for a friend. I swear.

 

[domshooter]

a pipe for weed, but she never said anything about it, i forgot it in my jeans, and when i went into her room to grab my laundry while they were out for the night, there it was hidden under a shirt. never heard anything about it, odd.

condoms, thats kind of a given.

and when i was a freshman i was suspended along with another guy, we got into a fight after our football game and during the altercation i said "go fuck your mom" she wasnt happy about that remark.

and sophmore year i passed out on the bathroom floor after getting home from a party, lol, ironically they were coming back from some dinner party. they grounded me for the summer, and only let me out to go see Episode III, cause i was a star wars fanatic

everything else is just the usual stuff

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

My mom found a Linkin Park c.d in my drawer once. Man she flipped. I was just holding it for a friend. I swear.

At least it wasn't a Brittany Spears CD. :shy:

 

[STDiva]

At least it wasn't a Brittany Spears CD. :shy:

I proudly own her last two.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I proudly own her last two.

And I, her first. :nanner: