what ass star has the assiest ass?

[Torre82]

Lemme ass you a quasstion: How much ass is assnough?
Whose assinine anal anagrams do you want to analyze with your analingual antique?
anal ass anus ass asteroidal hemorrhoidal ANAL ASS!

 

[Supafly]

The famour scherr-min wah-gina

 

[Torre82]

At only 25 choices, I feel like ass. There isnt enough to properly asstricate how much freeones loves its asses.
Page 1 topics:

Poll Poll: what ass star has the assiest ass?
anal, anus, ass, butt, turdcutter
Anyone Tooty People Out There?
Who's got the best ass?
ass, best ass, brianna love 129 Attachment(s)
Booties.
World-Ass Nudes: Playoffs!
Aren't The Asscademy Awards Next Week Or Coming Soon Or Something?

Spill Out Brown Music
crackshot, buttpie, brown glacial fans unite!, jizz, skeet, sperm

Women who make you say "Got DAMN, THAT is an ass!!!"
random-butthole-decision-help 187 Attachment(s)
Poll Poll: Whos Ass Would You Fuck?
anal, anal sex, ass fuck, assfuck, asshole 380 Attachment(s)
Best asses in Porn.....Post pics!!!!
Greatest ass of all time pics
ass, best ass, bubble butt, bum, butt, greatest ass, hottest ass 11 Attachment(s)
Which Pornstar's ass turns you on the most?
ass, booty ass, porn babe, pornstar 27 Attachment(s)
Poll Poll: Your Favorite Type of Ass / Butt
ass, ass in motion, big ass, big asses, big booty, big booty ethnicity, big butts, booty, bubble butt, butt, fat asses, fta, ideal size, kelly divine, pawg, perfect ass, phat ass, thick thighs, white ass, white booty, whooty 235 Attachment(s)
Whose ass you would most like to eat?
eating ass, tossing salad

Cool Which Pornstar Has The Best Ass..
What Porn star has the best ass.
Hottest Ass
Grab Those Butts!!!
Best Turdflaps in porn award!
Most suckable starfish
Whose scherr-min wah-gina would you massage with your cock?
Whose butthole do you wanna cream?
Behinds you have masturbated to the most
1978, random-butt-decision-help
Most Beautiful (attractive) Female Ass, Ever!!!
What are you sitting on right now?
What is the latest good ass you watched ?
Best 1970s Classic Butt, Prog Butt, Hard Butt, & Early Rectal Albums Or Farts
...
Butthole Black: The Assnime series
A retrospective: Danni's Ashe Ass

Freeones Official Anal Wishlist Year 2020

 

[Supafly]

Stop, or I'll send my ass-ass-ine

 

[John_8581]

My God. Torre82min you're right! Too much ass!!! I saw the first page. Nine topics. I think it's Luis1972's fault. He posts like (he's spamming) the board. One post a day. Everyday. Just my opinion.

 

[Torre82]

My God. Torre82min you're right! Too much ass!!! I saw the first page. Nine topics. I think it's Luis1972's fault. He posts like (he's spamming) the board. One post a day. Everyday. Just my opinion.

View attachment 756604

Iknorite?! I've been at the site for a long-assed time, and an ass goes in one eye and out the other ear, but the other night I just saw.. and believe me, it was SUBTLE, almost IMPERCEPTIBLE.. but I saw.. a PATTERN.
So in a fit of good taste, I called more attention to it. Because if there is anything that needs MORE ATTENTION, it is ASS.

... I dunno where I was going with that.

On a related note, something I've been hearing more and more, lately ~ but I heard it years ago:
"A big tit man has mom issues, a no tit man has pedo issues, but an ass man is just a dog you should avoid."
At the time I was browsing Milena Velba pix and my girl got a hint of jealousy. More than a hint.
She proceeded to get passive aggressive about it, and then go to bed. (And of course bitch at me for not going to bed anytime soon, to keep her warm, bleh. I refuse to be a heat rock 24/7 ya cold harlot!
But yeah, I remembered what she said and it pops into my mind anytime I browse for anything.
"What does my browsing really say about me? And I've never been an ass man, but I've noticed that ass men ARE pretty doglike.. hmm."
A'course then ya gotta dash the thought because hearing a girl's voice in your head while you fap.. and that voice isnt egging you on but rather tearing you down, well that is just unproductive! lolol

/hearing nagging while fapping
/most jewish thing I could say I know

 

[Supafly]

Just remember... DO NOT EAT AZZ

 

[SpaceNeedles]

lol love Kevin Hart

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I guess I'm not the only one that noticed the ENORMOUS amount of ass threads.



Why is always about sex with you perverts?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

 

[Torre82]

Remember that time when you were out and about and had to make one of those 'HOLY TURDLUMPS I should have doubled my protein intake, this is a fiber turdpuddle for the record books!'

So you made the dook, you used what little TP there was, in the stall.. you still had a lingering amount of dook on the brown eye and you knew you'd be back home soon enough to complete the process. IN THE SAFETY and serenity of your own throne room!

Lo and behold you get back to the table and your wife is chatting like a madman and wants to go out to the movies.

*sigh* Alright, dammit..

*two hours later, itching and irritation and ITCHING OMFUCKINGGAWD*
FINE!
*takes a trip to the restroom and there is absolutely no TP at the theatre, either. People are in all the other stalls*
Whelp, time to take matters a step further.
*one big middle finger and a couple swipes into the offending asshole*
Not bad. At least the itch is gone.
*sashays over to the sink, washes off those particles ASAP*
An umpire steps over as you slide into the 'no dook on the fingernail' status. SAFE!

and some anti itch cream is waiting at home, life is good. Kinda. Not really, no. Not at all. But sometimes all you need is a good butthole itchfest to remind you that youre alive.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Luis1972 is allowed to post how he wants. Didn't everyone get in trouble for this once before?

Honestly, at least he's on topic and shares some quality shit. Big fucking Twistys photos too. His insight on lesser known girls from Peru and such is actually kinda interesting. The boys got enthusiasm. We need that around here.