What are you like when you are *****?

[member11579]

The first big party I went to with all the girls I kow currently from around Europe was at the Halls of Residence at their college. I got myself and some young Romanian gorl **** faced on sambuca. She is only tiny, and proceeded to throw up in quite alarming volume.

So, in the throes of guilt, I decided it was up to me to look after her. I spent four hours holding her hair while she sat shivering in her underwear ****** luminous green bile up all over the toilet, floor, herself, and me!

Strangely, after that we ended up going out for the rest of her stay in the UK, and now she is my best friend in the whole world, shortly returning to England to live with me!

How ***** brings people together....

 

[foxycougar]

You can come ******** with me any time!!!!

Lmfao....are you free Tuesday?

 

[Union Jax]

She`s lying mate.

she`s horny 24/7

 

[Phil77]

I've been told I'm a happy *****.

 

[jod0565]

Don't remember - ask the cops.

 

[Dinalt]

:glugglug: From what I've been told, I never act *****. Probably 'cos the only ***** I really like is *******. (Along with several good quality cigars).
Not mixing the drinks does help, and I've never woken up with a hangover either.

 

[TallCowboy]

I have been told i am very Mellow when i am *****...I cant remember

 

[jdb67]

Lmfao....are you free Tuesday?

tuesday is nogood, How about Thursday!!!

 

[Sutty]

Well having just returned from Amsterdam on a three day bender, i can tell you that i get very loud when i am *****. I also tend to think i'm John Travolta and make a complete arse of myself on the dancefloor.

 

[georges]

I know exactly what I am doing even when I am *****. But I avoid to ***** too much. One guy who was more ***** (overdrunk should be the word that should be used in his case) than me got on my nerves seriously (I was ***** but not too much) was given a lesson by me that he has probably never forgotten. I usually don't ***** too much because it is not in my habits. A little bottle of jack daniels or glenfiddish from time to time is ok.

 

[Red Spyder]

Last time I got ***** I was partying like it was 1999, oh, and it was 1999 anyway. Only 5 drinks (I shouldn't have mixed them) and I was dancing with my ******... a guy, but we were sort of "dancing" next to these two chicks that if we hadn't been ***** we probably wouldn't have tried to pick up. Of course they just looked at us in disgust and moved away leaving me and my ****** dancing together. But I don't think that was as bad as the time I ended up in my underwear out in some 4th floor balcony peeing on a potted plant. I guess the good thing about all this is that I've never had a hang over. But I generally am kinda of a mellow fellow while *****.

 

[foxycougar]

tuesday is nogood, How about Thursday!!!

Thursday would be wonderful!

 

[9inch]

when I'm too much ***** I look like that :

I'm not a big drinker...

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Obviously this depends on what you are ******** and how much of it you are ********. Your sex and body weight are also important factors to be considered.

I have some stories. I'd advise anyone to keep their wits about them when ********, otherwise you are playing Russian Roulette. Stay smart and ***** sensibly and safely.

 

[ViruSphere]

Normally I'm quite hyper and talkative but after I've had a few beers I shut right up which many people find quite funny.