What animal would you be.

Bonobo Monkey

The Bonobo Monkeys are very possibly the culmination of anyone who believes in reincarnation's hopes and dreams. Sex for a Bonobo is not unlike a smile for a human. Or a handshake, a wink or clearing your throat. Sex is used as a greeting, as a method of conflict resolution and to celebrate when food has been found.

They are the only species that's been observed having sex face to face besides humans, as well as enjoying a little bit of French kissing and oral sex. They also engage in the occasional same-sex wank job and lesbian adventure--even incest. If sex can't fix it, these monkeys don't want to hear about it.
 
A wolverine.


With a full set of sweet adamantean claws.
 

Facetious

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I'd like to think somewhere atop of the food chain, but that's not always the best place to be if you're born a croc or an alligator as most are eaten by birds & fish during their infancy. Select a Tiger and you'll likely be killed by wild eyed Indian villagers.... Hmmm... I'm going to wish to become an
"Aye - aye". :yummie: grubs !! :hatsoff:
 
Bald Eagle. Generally protected from being hunted by sissy-assed humans and not preyed upon by other predators. Can pluck fish from the water and barley get wet and tackle other birds from the sky....nearly every is on the menu which can be carried by it's impressive talons including snakes.

Gulo Gulo ain't bad either...pound for pound one of the toughest SOBs in the animal kingdom.
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
Koala, nobody ever bothers the mighty koala.
Plus I coul hang out in trees all day.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
A manbearpig
 
A giraffe. I don't know why either. All my life I've always found them facinating. If I could get a job working at a zoo just to feed them, I'd be happy.
 
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