What 2 categories would YOU like to see added to Miss FreeOnes?

[vanlee1]

Best Harebrained Scheme to Take Over the World! A category where every model must submit an insane supervillain-style plan that has no basis in reality with which they would try to enslave the planet and subject us all to their tyrannical rule! We of course would vote for which we think is funniest, or alternately just whichever model we like best since, much like with Presidential elections, it would probably just end up being a popularity contest anyway.

No fare, Petra would win since she has already taken over this site and has her eyes on the world (been planning it for a long time)

So far I have to say I'm leaning towards Best MILF (any model over the age of 30) and Most Underrated (any model who has more than 1 scene/photo set, been on FO more than 6 months and is ranked around 2,000 or higher). That is IF I do the contest this year. :stir:

Those are two good ones. We must have a contest please, please, please..... we will let you take over the world (at least for a while)

You'll actually be seeing more done with the FreeOnes store in the near future. ;-) This of course isn't connected with Miss FreeOnes.

Cool, looking forward to this!

 

[eponymous]

Also, I wanted to add: I really, really dislike the body-part awards. Best ass, best tits, blah blah blah...

Even though you're pretty much guaranteed an indomitable performance in a "Best Tits" category? Lol, that's awfully *big* of you

But seriously, I'm sure you're well aware of the appeal breasts have for men (and quite a few women I know). You've been featured in numerous big breast-themed releases, and just recently, in Curvy Girls. One might almost say it's your "niche," or at least, a niche for you. I'm sure you learned very early on that your ample bosom has serious power over guys and that you could seduce us easily. I, for one, am not quite as obsessed with big breasts as I am with a voluptuous backside, but I'm still a sucker for big boobs on occasion, and I think better than 90% of the male population is probably with me on that.

Being fit also has its appeal. I don't prefer women to be seriously overweight. I definitely prefer them to be healthy (advice I should probably take myself), just not ultra thin, and especially not the body-builder type of gals. Other guys like it, but I don't.

I guess my point is: curvy is sexy. It always has been, biologically, evolutionarily, sociologically, anthropologically, and so on. I totally agree with you about not having any kind of "worst" categories, but I'm not sure I agree about body part awards being too subjective; on the contrary, I think they run the risk of being too objective, in the sense of, objectification. Reducing women, and people in general, to body parts and analyzing them for purely physical characteristics is degrading, and many of the "joke" awards/contests you refer to are guilty of this.

But let me ask you: Would a "Prettiest" category be better? Wouldn't it be worse in some ways? If one woman is called prettiest, what are all the others? What about the women who don't "make it" into the Top 100, or Top 50, or whatever? Sure, they may not have the biggest boobs, or the best ass, or legs, and so on, but 'pretty' is much too general, and even more subjective than rating individual body parts, IMO.

Everyone has qualities they like best about themselves, and (usually) qualities they like least. I don't see anything offensive about acknowledging when a woman's overall appeal or beauty is enhanced by accentuating her positive features, i.e., the things she likes best about herself. When I think of "Best Ass" or "Best Tits" I'm thinking of the extent to which a woman's sex appeal is most enhanced by her ass or her tits, not that they're the only attractive things about her, but that she uses (for lack of a better word) her ass or her tits to her advantage. Contests that focus on 'pretty' seem to ignore all the other good things women have going for them. What about personality, intelligence, or just general sexiness? Maybe a woman's eyes are extremely beautiful, but her nose keeps her from being crowned the Prettiest. So what? Her eyes are still extremely beautiful.

So I guess what I'm saying is I think "Sexiest" is much to be preferred over "Best," because when I say "Sexiest Ass" I'm talking about how a woman's ass is particularly attractive, and how much sexier she is overall because of it. I'm not saying she has no other positive features, but I'm also not saying she's perfect. Actually, I'm not focusing on her imperfections either, just acknowledging one especially attractive thing about her.

I doubt this will convince you, but this is why I'm in favor of awards for things like T & A.

Most Fan Friendly

Too big thumbs up for this one.

Also it would be nice to see an award for: Most Underrated Star (or like the AVN Awards call it, "Best Unsung Starlet")

Excellent idea.

That is IF I do the contest this year. :stir:

Oh, so it isn't even decided yet?

 

[SiriPornStar]

But let me ask you: Would a "Prettiest" category be better? ...

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So I guess what I'm saying is I think "Sexiest" is much to be preferred over "Best," because when I say "Sexiest Ass" I'm talking about how a woman's ass is particularly attractive, and how much sexier she is overall because of it. I'm not saying she has no other positive features, but I'm also not saying she's perfect. Actually, I'm not focusing on her imperfections either, just acknowledging one especially attractive thing about her.

I doubt this will convince you, but this is why I'm in favor of awards for things like T & A.

A "prettiest" category is exactly the same thing as a best ass or best tits award. Prettiest is equivalent to "best face." That would be the most ridiculous award of all, because there is some uniformity between breasts and asses, and very very little uniformity among people's faces.

And nope, I'm not convinced!
I wouldn't be guaranteed to win a best boobs award. Plenty of guys prefer women with smaller breasts. I may be known for having big boobs, but I do not want, nor need, to be awarded for them. Why should I get an award for my genetic pool (or, in the case of fake boobs, why should an award be given for the ability of the plastic surgeon)? Hah, that's silly. I'd much rather receive an award for something that I actually did, like being good at my job and giving great performances! I'm sure that 90% of adult stars would agree with me on this. There's already threads on the board for "Best Tits" and "Best Ass" and if you read through a few pages it's clear that people rarely agree on what "best" (or even "sexiest") means.

It may seem kind or fun on the surface to give an award congratulating a particular woman for having a particularly attractive body part. But think a little deeper on it... WHAT is the ultimate point, really? Because there is none. It doesn't do much for the winner of the award, because as women who are exposed to the criticism of our bodies on a daily basis, we learn not to put any stock in those opinions because they vary so widely. It doesn't do anything for the entity presenting the award. It doesn't do anything for the other contestants and runners-up to the award.
All it really does is let the fans who voted for the winning side feel like they're "right" about their own preferences when it comes to a woman's appearance. And there is no "right," so I just don't support an award like that.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

No fare, Petra would win since she has already taken over this site and has her eyes on the world (been planning it for a long time)

Ah, but it would only be open to models in the adult industry! So she wouldn't qualify since that's not her profession... regardless of how many nudie pics she emails to dirk (and this is made doubly true because those pics are all of Anders)!

 

[cronus100]

I am going to drive Petra nuts with this suggestion -hhhhhaaaaa
We will see how it goes

Around the same time as the 2014 Competitions start , FreeOnes should open nominations for a new Hall Of Fame for this site
Superbabes Pornstars and Erotic Goddesses who have made a outstanding contribution to Freeones since their debuts
Not so much a voting situation like the rest of the competitions since the First Miss FreeOnes was named .
More like a nomination by the member themselves as appreciation.

I have a few names that I would put forward -hhaaaa Actually more than a few . More like a lot-winks .....

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Oh, so it isn't even decided yet?

Of course it is! Petra is just a big attention whore!

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 8283144, member: 114093"](...) and Most Underrated (any model who has more than 1 scene/photo set, been on FO more than 6 months and is ranked around 2,000 or higher).

Oh this is cool. I already wondered how underrated would be defined and who decides who is underrated, but to connect it with the FreeOnes ranking is a nice idea. :thumbsup:

 

[wigster]

Biggest egotistical Diva? Oh wait no, your probably want something that only one girl can win not 250 joint winners.

 

[Harley Spencer]

Biggest egotistical Diva? Oh wait no, your probably want something that only one girl can win not 250 joint winners.

I think you might find that most of us girls hardly have egos and aren't very Diva-like.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Is there still the option to not have the contest? You know, since it's like winning prom queen in high school - it's all just a popularity contest.

I'd vote for not having it at all. Sign me up.

 

[Maggie Green]

A "prettiest" category is exactly the same thing as a best ass or best tits award. Prettiest is equivalent to "best face." That would be the most ridiculous award of all, because there is some uniformity between breasts and asses, and very very little uniformity among people's faces.

And nope, I'm not convinced!
I wouldn't be guaranteed to win a best boobs award. Plenty of guys prefer women with smaller breasts. I may be known for having big boobs, but I do not want, nor need, to be awarded for them. Why should I get an award for my genetic pool (or, in the case of fake boobs, why should an award be given for the ability of the plastic surgeon)? Hah, that's silly. I'd much rather receive an award for something that I actually did, like being good at my job and giving great performances! I'm sure that 90% of adult stars would agree with me on this. There's already threads on the board for "Best Tits" and "Best Ass" and if you read through a few pages it's clear that people rarely agree on what "best" (or even "sexiest") means.

It may seem kind or fun on the surface to give an award congratulating a particular woman for having a particularly attractive body part. But think a little deeper on it... WHAT is the ultimate point, really? Because there is none. It doesn't do much for the winner of the award, because as women who are exposed to the criticism of our bodies on a daily basis, we learn not to put any stock in those opinions because they vary so widely. It doesn't do anything for the entity presenting the award. It doesn't do anything for the other contestants and runners-up to the award.
All it really does is let the fans who voted for the winning side feel like they're "right" about their own preferences when it comes to a woman's appearance. And there is no "right," so I just don't support an award like that.

You took the words right out of my mouth. Nailed it.

Women's bodies are picked a part on a daily basis and as someone who has been in this business for quite sometime, I no longer pay attention to any of it. I don't allow anyone to have that right, to criticize my body or my looks. Sure, people can say whatever they please but none of it registers with me at all, how I feel about my body comes from me and not anyone else, ever. Because every single person on this planet has a different idea of what is beautiful and what turns them on. What's great about porn is there is no one "look" that someone must have..big boobs, small boobs, big butts, flat butts, a few extra pounds, a lot of extra pounds, tattoos, shaved heads...there are people out there who find each of these things attractive.

 

[Maggie Green]

Is there still the option to not have the contest? You know, since it's like winning prom queen in high school - it's all just a popularity contest.

I'd vote for not having it at all. Sign me up.

That's all irrelevant to me. The contest is a huge opportunity for models to get their name out there and gain exposure. That's how girls need to see it. A great way to throw some traffic our way.

 

[eponymous]

I wouldn't be guaranteed to win a best boobs award. Plenty of guys prefer women with smaller breasts. I may be known for having big boobs, but I do not want, nor need, to be awarded for them. Why should I get an award for my genetic pool (or, in the case of fake boobs, why should an award be given for the ability of the plastic surgeon)? Hah, that's silly. I'd much rather receive an award for something that I actually did, like being good at my job and giving great performances! I'm sure that 90% of adult stars would agree with me on this. There's already threads on the board for "Best Tits" and "Best Ass" and if you read through a few pages it's clear that people rarely agree on what "best" (or even "sexiest") means.

It may seem kind or fun on the surface to give an award congratulating a particular woman for having a particularly attractive body part. But think a little deeper on it... WHAT is the ultimate point, really? Because there is none. It doesn't do much for the winner of the award, because as women who are exposed to the criticism of our bodies on a daily basis, we learn not to put any stock in those opinions because they vary so widely. It doesn't do anything for the entity presenting the award. It doesn't do anything for the other contestants and runners-up to the award.
All it really does is let the fans who voted for the winning side feel like they're "right" about their own preferences when it comes to a woman's appearance. And there is no "right," so I just don't support an award like that.

I see your point, and I certainly never intended to suggest that things like ability, achievement, professionalism & the like should be ignored. But I don't think the awards can be completely divorced from beauty or sex appeal either. Show me any two performers who are equally talented, good actresses, etc., but one of them is more attractive to me than the other, and I'll choose to watch the more attractive one.

It's like the Saturday Night Live skit with Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley, where they're both Chip & Dale dancers and the company execs can only hire one of them full time or something. They both do their dance (which is hilarious), and in the end, they choose the one who's more attractive.

That analogy isn't quite accurate, but you get my meaning.

Anyway, like I said, I like a sexy ass. I'd be happy to vote for the ones I find most sexy.

I do respect your viewpoint, however, and appreciate your response.

 

[wigster]

I think you might find that most of us girls hardly have egos and aren't very diva-like.

I wish I could believe you, But I don't. Although the percentage isn't probably as high as I would assume. Take that guy from Brazzers (the one who's pretty much in every scene) he prances around like he's gods gift to women and the biggest celebrity in America, I mean seriously how much of an self obsessed, narcissist can someone be?. There's quite a few I could list here, but I ain't going too. That's the reason I don't have much time for American stars, they pretty much just seem full of themselves.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 8284062, member: 579739"]I think You Might find that most of us girls hardly have egos and aren't very diva-like.

Can't speak much beyond this board, but the OCSMs I've interacted with here seem pretty nice and down to Earth. In your case Harley, if anything you could use a bit more ego. Methinks you tend to underrate yourself.

 

[Maggie Green]

I wish I could believe you, But I don't. Although the percentage isn't probably as high as I would assume. Take that guy from Brazzers (the one who's pretty much in every scene) he prances around like he's gods gift to women and the biggest celebrity in America, I mean seriously how much of an self obsessed, narcissist can someone be?. There's quite a few I could list here, but I ain't going too. That's the reason I don't have much time for American stars, they pretty much just seem full of themselves.

So the one example you give of someone acting like a diva is of a guy? Lol. And if you're talking about Keiran Lee, who comes to my mind of being in the most Brazzers scenes..he's British, not American.

 

[SiriPornStar]

^^ lol, Maggie... I was thinking the same thing when I read that post. I'm 99% sure he's referring to Kieran. Who I can say, having worked with him, is quite professional and no more a diva than any other male performer. Most of the guys have egos but Kieran is pretty down to Earth, as they come.

 

[Petra]

No fare, Petra would win since she has already taken over this site and has her eyes on the world (been planning it for a long time)


Those are two good ones. We must have a contest please, please, please..... we will let you take over the world (at least for a while)


Cool, looking forward to this!

Ah, but it would only be open to models in the adult industry! So she wouldn't qualify since that's not her profession... regardless of how many nudie pics she emails to dirk (and this is made doubly true because those pics are all of Anders)!

I send Dirk Ander's dick picks. Since Dirk hasn't complained, I can only assume he likes it.

I am going to drive Petra nuts with this suggestion -hhhhhaaaaa
We will see how it goes

Around the same time as the 2014 Competitions start , FreeOnes should open nominations for a new Hall Of Fame for this site
Superbabes Pornstars and Erotic Goddesses who have made a outstanding contribution to Freeones since their debuts
Not so much a voting situation like the rest of the competitions since the First Miss FreeOnes was named .
More like a nomination by the member themselves as appreciation.

I have a few names that I would put forward -hhaaaa Actually more than a few . More like a lot-winks .....

A hall of fame is a good suggestion, just not for this year. IF we're doing a contest that is...

Of course it is! Petra is just a big attention whore!




Oh this is cool. I already wondered how underrated would be defined and who decides who is underrated, but to connect it with the FreeOnes ranking is a nice idea. :thumbsup:

And of COURSE I'm an attention whore!

The more I think about it, the more I really like the underrated category. It'll really allow people to find some gems out there I think.

 

[wigster]

^^ lol, Maggie... I was thinking the same thing when I read that post. I'm 99% sure he's referring to Kieran. Who I can say, having worked with him, is quite professional and no more a diva than any other male performer. Most of the guys have egos but Kieran is pretty down to Earth, as they come.

Oh, you've worked with him and you say he's professional? Well I'm convinced.

He was just an example, other ones I can name Nikki Benz, Kortney Kane, Phoenix Marie, Kelly Divine, Sienna West, Jessica Jaymes and of course the ever so lovely Jenna Jameson (I hear she was really professional at the last award show she hosted). Anyways I'm drifting from the thread and as I can't be bothered to waste my time with you two.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Lowest blood pressure is the category of the future.

 

[Maggie Green]

Oh, you've worked with him and you say he's professional? Well I'm convinced.

He was just an example, other ones I can name Nikki Benz, Kortney Kane, Phoenix Marie, Kelly Divine, Sienna West, Jessica Jaymes and of course the ever so lovely Jenna Jameson (I hear she was really professional at the last award show she hosted). Anyways I'm drifting from the thread and as I can't be bothered to waste my time with you two.

LMAO!

Enjoy your trolling in other threads then! How's that working out for you in your life? Fantastically I bet!