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WAR IN IRAQ: Three years later, and finally, the truth behind the real reason for going to war.
It wasn’t about oil, and no, it wasn’t about terrorism. And no, it wasn’t even about nuclear (of late pronounced noo-kyo-lur) weapons either!
It was none of the above, it can now be said, and while we were all worried about having our phones tapped and had become mystified by the ambiguity of the Patriot Act, there was an entirely different story that we were never, ever to know about.
Verifying that which many international observers had suspected all along (not to be confused with Al Alang, India’s ship-breaking magnate and fervant Piston’s fan), recently discovered archival transcripts of which the American people as well as those throughout the world had been denied the existence of (including Al Alang himself, no less), that had been made of numerous television broadcasts by the now-deposed regime, have elucidated an entirely new perspective on the actual reason for going to war.
The real reason for going to war, as quoted from a report made in the Wayne County Shopping News and Legal Press, was determined that the act of U.S. aggression was not undertaken as a deterrent to the regime of Saddam Hussein from acquiring weapons of mass destruction, nor was it in retaliation for allegedly maintaining ties to terrorist groups. Independent and politically un-affiliated members of academia (many of whom live in the Detroit area) who have studied these transcripts have conclusively agreed that the Bush Administration had very good reason for keeping the American public unaware of its true motivation to proceed with military action against the Iraqi government.
Deferring to his conservative upbringing and the Episcopalian teachings of his youth, the forty-third president took a Texas-sized stroke of Executive Authority and ordered the military ****** at his command to protect the people of the free world from a very, very, very, specific moral depravity.
It wasn’t about oil, and no, it wasn’t about terrorism. And no, it wasn’t even about nuclear (of late pronounced noo-kyo-lur) weapons either!
It was none of the above, it can now be said, and while we were all worried about having our phones tapped and had become mystified by the ambiguity of the Patriot Act, there was an entirely different story that we were never, ever to know about.
Verifying that which many international observers had suspected all along (not to be confused with Al Alang, India’s ship-breaking magnate and fervant Piston’s fan), recently discovered archival transcripts of which the American people as well as those throughout the world had been denied the existence of (including Al Alang himself, no less), that had been made of numerous television broadcasts by the now-deposed regime, have elucidated an entirely new perspective on the actual reason for going to war.
Gleaned from these transcripts have been revelations of earth-shaking intensity that would otherwise have placed the Bush Administration at great political peril had they been made public at the time.
The real reason for going to war, as quoted from a report made in the Wayne County Shopping News and Legal Press, was determined that the act of U.S. aggression was not undertaken as a deterrent to the regime of Saddam Hussein from acquiring weapons of mass destruction, nor was it in retaliation for allegedly maintaining ties to terrorist groups. Independent and politically un-affiliated members of academia (many of whom live in the Detroit area) who have studied these transcripts have conclusively agreed that the Bush Administration had very good reason for keeping the American public unaware of its true motivation to proceed with military action against the Iraqi government.
Deferring to his conservative upbringing and the Episcopalian teachings of his youth, the forty-third president took a Texas-sized stroke of Executive Authority and ordered the military ****** at his command to protect the people of the free world from a very, very, very, specific moral depravity.
