Want to Earn Some MyFreeOnes Points? Give Me Some Titles!

[Petra]

You know those little words under your name that come up? These are user titles. Some are funny and witty, some seem to annoy people to no end.

Well, I'm looking for some new user titles to add to the database. If you can provide me with short, funny title and I happen to use it, I'll give you 10 MyFreeOnes points.

You guys can either PM me the titles or write them down here.
So if you're trying to save up some points for an item in the MyFreeOnes Auction this fall, it's a great way to get some points!

If you don't have a MyFreeOnes account yet, no problem. You can still provide me with titles and then go sign up to MyFreeOnes! Check out this thread if you still don't know why you should sign up!

 

[Ainttalkinlove]

I ran out of lube. Can I borrow yours?

 

[ThatRedWing]

Cumming to a town near you.

 

[24788]

1. Still doesn't know what this is.

2. Forgot what the outside world looks like.

3. Fuck reality, I got Freeones!

4. OSCM, is that a tv show?

5. Fell up a tree, but he still has his Freeones.

6. Still can't figure out what the hell everyone is talking about.

Most random ones I can come up with.

 

[Spleen]

In love with my hand

 

[Lungzyn]

1. One condom is not enough
2. Ron Jeremy was here
(I'll go away now)

 

[Supafly]

My ideas:

Sperm Donator in Training

Wanna be a Board Whore

Clapping with one Hand

Spreads the Love

I smell Pussy

 

[Johan]

Get your orgasms donor card and save a fuck !

Fuckistan citizen

Bang ! You're fucked !

 

[thebear247]

Who needs a life i have Freeones

 

[Jeep!]

-Forgot their own birthday
-Wanking all the way to the bank
-Failed the practical, aced the theory
-Firing blanks
-Black belt in Cock-Fu

 

[D-rock]

I don't know if all of these will fit, but this is what I could think of off the top of my head. :dunno:

Warning: slow down, friction burns hurt

9 out of 10 perverts prefer Freeones.

144 days since I've seen the sun.

How's my masturbating: Call 555-2825

Board whore in training

Free boobies keep me sane.

Please stop me, I'm running on empty.

Acolyte of Freeones.

If Freeones is bad, I don't want to be good.

 

[Kil4Thril]

Surfs one-handed.

Should invest in Kleenex

More jerks than a frat party.

 

[BlueBalls]

I love BlueBalls.

 

[tiger1977]

Can I touch you where you pee?

 

[Johan]

Babes on board
Boobies on board

 

[BlueBalls]

Perverts Я Us

 

[power-san]

It's nothing antibiotics can't fix.

Anal, so she won't get prego.

 

[PrimeGuy]

-Addicted
-Famous
-MasterBlaster

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Lord of Stankonia
Arch Duke of Kraplakistan
Nose cone polisher
Earl of Meat Loaf
Sir Loin of Beef
Pussy wrangler
Will eat for food
Champion masturbator
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Saving your computer from bad porn, one post at a time.
Giggidy giggidy goo!

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Support single moms. Go to a strip club.
God damn it, Baconsalt!
Will put out on the first date.
I'd hit that.
Cockpits! Boobytraps! (I still giggle at this even when I see my sig)
Red headed step-child.
Porn lovers check in, but they don't check out.
You can't spell slaughter without laughter.
This member is 100% organic.
I fucking love to cuddle
World Champion slut hugger
Quit bothering me, I'm wasting potential
What the fuck did you just call me?
Gangbang line jumper
I taught your girlfriend the things you like.
I put the.............in lazy.
No fat chicks........before 1 am.
Tickle my fancy......testicles.
Rated E for everyone.
I beta tested your girlfriend last night.
hung like a seven year old.
I support gay marriage if both chicks are hot.