Wanking lube?

[Lusty]

Whether I'm doing it myself or being tugged off by a woman it's got to be good old Johnsons baby oil.
Any preferences?

 

[DOA82]

A moist vagina provides its own lube.

 

[Sicario]

Fresh breast milk is a natural lubricant.

 

[Ace Bandage]

I prefer maple syrup with shards of glass and broken syringes.

 

[Hot Mega]

I've never tried it but I hear 70% isopropyl alcohol is oil based and good for rubbing. Give it a shot...and report back.:o

 

[roronoa3000]

Puss

 

[BlueBalls]

I have a jar of Mother Teresa's tears in my fridge that is, I must say, absolutely divine....

 

[gunslingingbird]

I've been planning to put some sand in my roommate's bottle of KY. I'll report back on the effectiveness of it after I've done it.

 

[lostwood_7]

millenium by ID I'm not proud...

 

[mr. jizz]

I use Bengay and Icy-Hot.

 

[Hot Mega]

millenium by ID I'm not proud...

I use Bengay and Icy-Hot.

:1orglaugh'lostwood.." vs "mr. jizz"...even though mr. j says Bengay and Icy-Hot...I fear I would have to side with a guy name 'mr. jizz' over a guy name 'lostwood..'

No clearer distinction there.:yinyang:

 

[STDiva]

Try being a man and getting your girl wet. I hear that works pretty well.

 

[Facetious]

®Kleen Strip Brand. . Paint, Varnish and Epoxy remover . .
nice consistency gel . . very easy to work with.

®ORTHO BRAND Fish Emulsion Concentrate will also work in a pinch. :hatsoff:

 

[STDiva]

Try being a man and getting your girl wet. I hear that works pretty well.

I just realized this is about wanking, and not about your girls cupcake. Sorry for being a dick.

In that case, Durex Play Warming Gel is siiiiiic.

 

[StanScratch]

Super glue. She won't be able to keep her hands off your cock after that one.

 

[Shifty]

Analease. There's always a fresh supply!





:uohs:

:o

:glugglug:

 

[vodkazvictim]

Snot

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Sulfuric acid, feels like there's hardly anything there afterwords.

 

[Ike Stain]

Curel Unscented—I buy it by the crate at BJ's.

But yeah, if a chick is doing the tugging, baby oil, definitely.

 

[Galactic]

I have a jar of Mother Teresa's tears in my fridge that is, I must say, absolutely divine....

The only good reply here. As usual.

Seriously. To all the people who are trying to be funny by suggesting syringes, or rubbing alcohol, or what the fuck ever......it's fucking old, and not funny.

Not even a little.

Do you see what Blue did here? THAT'S what you ignaorant asses should be trying to do.

For fucks' sake......

......and to the OP.....agreed on the baby oil.