wanking, jerking off, masturbating blog

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I am writing this thread to talk about wanking, jerking off, masturbation or whatever you want to call it.
This might sound a little wierd... but I want to tell people about how I do it, and the sort of stuff that I think about when I do it.

Which means you (the lucky person to stumble upon this thread) are the recipient. Basically you could almost call this a blog about my masturbation thoughts.
 
One thing I will say straight off the bat. I am currently masturbating (stopping only when one-handed typing gets annoying).

I am going through the Ass Spread thread. Women's assholes get me hard. (I am easing off on the wanking right now or I will blow my load everywhere.)

"Why female assholes?" I hear you ask...
To me, it is like the woman's most private area. It isn't like you can accidentally see a woman's anus, like you could her boobs or even her pussy (upskirt's happen all the time). But to see a woman's anus, she has to want you to see it, and that is what turns me on. It kind of feels like a trust thing, if that makes sense? A woman wouldn't reveal her most personal area to me unless she trusted me. (obviously in this case, the women on the internet don't trust me, but I can certainly keep the fantasy going in my head).

Occasionally I also like pics of women peeing. I think it is like the asshole thing, it turns me on because it is such a private thing. It doesn't happen all of the time though, sometimes I could see a pic of a girl peeing and get no reaction, other times I will go from completely limp to fully erect before I even realise what is going on. It isn't always the case, but usually that classier/sexier the woman is, the more likely it is to turn me on.
Like this:
http://fpsexgals.com/fotos/ph/one/10a/index.html
http://fpsexgals.com/fotos/ph/one/17/index.html


ANYWAY... back on point.
I am wanking at the moment. I have been going for around 3 hours. (and slowly writing this post for about 2 of those hours). I am not circumsized, so I can go for a while without causing any irritation.
I could have cum after 3 seconds, but I find when I ejaculate a really really big load, it feels much better. (I assume this is the norm? Like I said I got nobody I can discuss this with so forgive my ignorance.)
I have an average-sized penis (around 6 inches erect), but I produce a lot of cum when I shoot my load. I also shoot with a lot of force, I have accidentally messed up a few walls in my time. So when I do what I am doing now, slowly masturbating for a long period of time, I ejaculate a huge amount, and it feels amazing. When I do have a big wank like this, I normally jump in the shower to finish off, it is the only way I can be sure I won't make a mess of the place.
When I wank, I will just move my foreskin back and forth over the head. Sometimes when I am about to cum, I will pull the skin back and move my hand up and down the entire shaft and head (with a bit of lube or spit). The direct stimulation on the head of my cock makes me cum super-hard. This is when I ejaculate the most.
I stand about 3 feet back from the glass wall of the shower and let it fly, I can hit the wall about 4 and a half feet off the ground. I would love the actually measure the distance I can achieve, but I have no way of doing it without messing up my floor.
I have cum outside before, and I shot a massive load off, but obviously being outside I didn't have the time or instruments to do any measuring...

... to be continued in a moment...
 
Just after my last post, I shot 6 full solid streams of cum, and then about 3 weak ones, it was a big load.

I was 3 feet away from the glass wall of the shower and the solid streams hit the wall at the same height they left my cock. I point straight out when I am erect, so basically the cum didn't lose any height over 3 feet after I ejaculated. On a good day, I think I could shoot my load 8-10 feet (if only I had somewhere to do it).

I am still pretty horny....
I have a friend who looks a little like Sativa Rose. I have just warmed up over some facebook piccies of her. I am going to go and shoot a quick load over her.
 
I am jerking off to Viorotica/Violet Erotica at the moment.
It would really get me off if she knew I was doing it too. I know she posts on freeones forums, but I think it would be a bit wierd to send her a message saying "hey guess what, I am masturbating over pics of you".

The idea of a girl knowing I am jerking off to them is a real turn-on for me, but I have never had the opportunity for that to come to fruition for obvious reasons...

I am dreaming about dropping a load all over her anus
http://www.iheartbucks.com/violet/hosteds/glow/1/index.php - pic 12
http://www.iheartbucks.com/violet/hosteds/freeones/1/index.php - pic 15
http://www.amateurindex.com/galleries/violet-erotica/naked-halloween-fun/naked-halloween-fun-15.jpg
 
On occasions I make sure my wife catches me. Sometimes she finishes me off. Other times she asks me who I'm fantasising about whilst I'm wanking. I always tell her I'm fantasising about her but it's usually some porn star begging me to wank over her tits or face. Linsey Dawn Mckenzie or Shyla Stylez normally.
 
Johnson007, that thread is brilliant.
I love a perfectly skin coloured asshole, but when a woman is confident enough to show it off when it has a bit of discolouration... that is just fucking sexy. I don't mind the discolouration anyway, as it is a more natural look.
 
Docdoc,
It is great to find another Sativa-lover. I have cum over her too many times to remember. She has such a tight little pussy, and those tits are amazing.

I also liked your thread. I like to think it is the way the woman looks in the pic that is asking you to jerk off to them.
In these pics, her eyes just say "I want you to cum for me"
http://juliland.com/affiliates/galleries/stavia_rose/sativa813.jpg
http://www2.galleryhost.com/15ph_Babeinbrownlaceypantiesspreadsherpink_26584802/fs/11.jpg
 
Speaking of Linsey Dawn Mackenzie... I started off my wank with her. Curvy woman + hairy pussy is a massive turn on for me.
http://teen-hot.com/linseysworld/01/16.jpg

I have now moved onto women in one-piece swimsuits. I know it is a little wierd, but the only place I can find pics of women in swimsuits is in online stores etc.

My fantasy is that there is a woman swimming at an isolated beach, wearing a one-piece, and I hiding in some bushes where I can see her. I am naked and jerking off, and she gets out of the water and catches me. She makes me continue to wank, and then after a while she starts sucking me off. She isn't doing it to make me cum, she is just teasing my cock as punishment. After she has blown me for a while, she is horny and wants to fuck. She keeps the one-piece on, but she bends over and pulls it to the side to expose her pussy. I enter her pussy with my cock, and I finger her asshole.

I manage to hold onto my load long enough for her to cum. When I am ready, I pull out and bust my nut all over the exposed part of her ass, and the back of her swimsuit. She turns around and cleans the remaining cum off my cock with her tongue.

These are the pictures that are going to accompany this fantasy in about 5 minutes. ;)
http://s.wiggle.co.uk/images/speedo-8-043235926-ps-zoom.jpg
http://s.wiggle.co.uk/images/zoggs-121165-ps-zoom.jpg
and most importantly:
http://s.wiggle.co.uk/images/maru-FS3621-clr-both-zoom.jpg

I am so ready to blow my load, but I want to go for a little longer so I can shoot a massive load.
Will report back in the very near future ;)
 
If there are any women reading this, I would LOVE it if you posted some comments (or pictures ;))

It would be a massive turn-on to know you are reading...
 
Today's jerk-off fantasy: double teaming a woman...

the story... forgive me if this rambles on a bit, but i like my fantasies to be a complete story, not just a quick fuck.

So i have a female friend, and we are fairly close. she hasn't got any for a while, and one day she asks me if i will help her out.
she says she needs some sex, and i think "great"
she says she wants to be in control, and i think "great"
then she drops a bombshell and says she it to be a MMF threesome, and i think "hell no".

She promises that me and the other dude won't be able to see each other. reluctant, and curous, i agree. she says the other guy is already there waiting in another room, she hands me a mask which covers most of my face and tells me to put it on. she goes into the other room and brings the other guy in, he is wearing the same kind of mask.

she sits on the bed and immediately takes control. she tells us to stand next to each other facing her. she tells us to take our clothes of. i am nervous but i do it anyway, the other guys does it slowly so i can tell he is nervous too.

after we both strip off and are standing in front of her, she stares for a little while biting her bottom lip. we both have large, un-circumsized cocks, although mine is a little bigger (my fantasy after all). we are both limp at this stage.

she produces a set of handcuffs with a longer than usual chain on it. she puts each end over one of our cocks, like a "cock & balls" ring. she then takes a limp cock in each hand and begins slowly and gently stroking. with each stroke, she takes the foreskin all the way back over the head of our dicks. as we begin to harden up, she alternates her mouth between our cocks, sucking for a few seconds at a time.

after we are both fully erect, she removes the handcuffs and tells us to jerk off slowly. she performs a strip tease while we wank. once erect, my penis is still larger than his, but by less of a margin.

once she is naked, she sits back on the edge of the bed and summons us over. she alternates sucking our dicks again, rubbing our balls with one hand, and jerkng off the other dick with her free hand. she tries to suck both of our cocks at once, but putting the tips of both in her mouth at the same time. it feels odd to begin with, but i soon get used to it.

she gets on all fours and starts sucking the other guy's dick exclusively. i get behind her on my knees and enter her pussy. i start slowly but she encourages me to pound her harder. with every thrust i push her back and forth over his cock. my huge balls are slapping against her clit with each thrust. she cums.

she turns around and starts to suck my dick with the other dude fucks her. i pull my cock out her mouth and start wanking straight up and down, allowing her access to my balls. she tongues them as i jerk off. after a few minutes she cums again.

she makes the other dude lie on his back on the bed, and she gets on top of him, guiding his cock into her dripping wet pussy. i spit on her asshole to lube it up, and then enter, she moans as both of her holes are filled. due to the position we are in, neither of them can move much, so my thrusting is controlling the pace.

after a while (and a couple of her orgasms) she gets up and sits on his cock, so he is fucking her anally, then she lays back so i can fuck her pussy. i fell her cunt squeeze around my cock as she cums multiple times.

we both pull out and try to DP her pussy. she moans a mixture of pleasure and pain. we are fucking vigorously now, both of us are inside her pussy pounding hard. she cums again.

we both pull out and she gets on all fours again, sucking his dick while i fuck her pussy from behind. he moans and she asks him if he is ready to cum, he nods. she cums and her cunt squeezes around my cock again, i am ready too.

she sits on the edge of the bed as we both stand in front of her jerking off, she is playing with both of our balls. she is asking if we ready or not, we answer only in nods or shakes of our heads. he is ready to blow but she tells him to hold off.

once we are both ready to cum, she counts us down from 10... we both ejaculate enormous loads onto her face and boobs at the same time. it is a beautiful sight to see her get showered in cum from two different angles.

she takes both of our cocks into her mouth and cleans the remaining cum off....



then i exit fantasy land and enter reality, where i bust an enormous nut ;)
this is the girl who was the subject of that fantasy, she is Isabela FTV
http://image-serv.foxhq.com/isabela-intimate-white/
http://galleries6.petiteteenager.com/8/ftvisabela/13.jpg - such a beautiful ass!
 
Just after my last post, I shot 6 full solid streams of cum, and then about 3 weak ones, it was a big load.

I was 3 feet away from the glass wall of the shower and the solid streams hit the wall at the same height they left my cock. I point straight out when I am erect, so basically the cum didn't lose any height over 3 feet after I ejaculated. On a good day, I think I could shoot my load 8-10 feet (if only I had somewhere to do it).

I am still pretty horny....
I have a friend who looks a little like Sativa Rose. I have just warmed up over some facebook piccies of her. I am going to go and shoot a quick load over her.

Maybe you could aim at a target - that would make a great competition: anyone for it? Wouldn't be surprised if there's some website already devoted to it.

That reminds me of a short clip I saw of guys shooting at a plastic sheet behind which were three girls giving marks for artistic interpretation or something. Anyone know the site? Looked like an interesting thing to do!

Frinkenheim, I don't know how you can wait over 3 hours before letting rip. If my reservoir is pretty full I'd rather have a blast and then wind up for another one. Each to his own - it's all good fun anyway.

On the general subject, I have three main hobbies: looking at pictures of naked girls, wanking and looking at naked girls while wanking. Probably in reverse order. Oh the joys....
 
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