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Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
Usually true but nothing is absolute. Just be careful the butteryness between her thighs doesn't accidentally get another bun stuffed in that oven unless you want to buy the entire bakery.
xfire
New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
You're obviously the type of person who has trouble getting laid. Leave the single mothers alone, they'll tase you faster than a woman with no kids, especially if they think you're a threat to her kiddos. Face it, Assair, you're the kind of guy who couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with an armful of bananas, I'm not saying you'll never find a woman with low enough standards to engage in coitus with you, I'm just saying don't be too aggressive about the situation or you'll end up tased in the balls.
So we can say that this thing is more true than false.
Do not worry about me.
Judging by your bitter post you are single parent son ie. you are son of the bitch.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
Absolutely. Definitely more true than false, sir. At least when you screw them you don't have to call after since she's used to it and the fella who abandoned her was probably way worse.
xfire
New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
Do not worry about me.
Judging by your bitter post you are single parent son ie. you are son of the bitch.
Bitter? lol Nice attempt to troll, but no.
:rofl:
Do not worry about me.
Judging by your bitter post you are single parent son ie. you are son of the bitch.
lol that made me think of this for some reason:
I don't really know... but some of those women might be desperate for financial security and help in some cases. They might have their inner clock finally starting to tick as they age and realize that no man will soon want them anymore. After all the price of love is time, for those without time, there will never feel the real love.
I've heard rumors that women actually tend to become more picky, the more they fail in relationships. This might cause them to even overprice themselves out from the actual dating markets for good. One majorly conflicting factor here is that the value of a woman does not increase by the amount of earlier sex partners they've had. Man does not see honorific in having to settle for old used up woman far past their prime with a loose thing between their legs regardless of how hard to get they play.
I find pretty low how people spending their time on a porn board are bad mouthing on other people on porn board about getting women...
Perhaps it's a time to hop on your wheelchair, roll to the retirement house with Mr. Manboobtouching Granpa and stop bullying younger men, just because you cannot get your dick up anymore and are jealous to young sturdy men like Assari with their rock hard cocks and countless amounts of beautiful chicks swarming all around them like a bee hive.
I've heard rumors that women actually tend to become more picky, the more they fail in relationships. This might cause them to even overprice themselves out from the actual dating markets for good. One majorly conflicting factor here is that the value of a woman does not increase by the amount of earlier sex partners they've had. Man does not see honorific in having to settle for old used up woman far past their prime with a loose thing between their legs regardless of how hard to get they play.
I find pretty low how people spending their time on a porn board are bad mouthing on other people on porn board about getting women...
Perhaps it's a time to hop on your wheelchair, roll to the retirement house with Mr. Manboobtouching Granpa and stop bullying younger men, just because you cannot get your dick up anymore and are jealous to young sturdy men like Assari with their rock hard cocks and countless amounts of beautiful chicks swarming all around them like a bee hive.
Lol. Don't get me wrong, I like the pictures of boobs and what not, but it's posts like that one ^ that keep me logging on. :hatsoff:
That and the dude who's documenting how far he can nut, complete with action stills.
That and the dude who's documenting how far he can nut, complete with action stills.
xfire
New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
I'm a little uncomfortable with your knowledge of Assair's cock.
bobjustbob
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We are not jealous of Assari's dick. At 39 the downturn has already started for him. His rock hardness may still be there but lack of stamina is noticeable. Assari has already explained that his culture does not allow the pursuit of women. We all go on the hunt for pussy that want dick. Assari has to wait for pussy to come to him. Not his fault, that's just the way it is. Men in Assari's position are relegated to more of the company of other men. This may explain all of that getting drunk in saunas with other men and running naked in the snow.
Speak for yourself.
bobjustbob
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Jealous, really? Is it because of size or shape. Maybe how it is sculptured. Don't be so superficial. Assari's dick may be a thing of beauty but is it functional? If he isn't maximizing it's potential then that's not a reason for jealousy.
Oh, now that's getting even lower. Age must be getting on you with this kind of delusion. You are even trying to misquote me and imagining your own little fairies circling around your head. I then again do not even need to misquote you...
Perhaps, sharper eyes already noticed that you are not only trying to insult Assari, but you are also insulting every single fucking woman in this board too with your line. You are using whorehouses as an insult and referring to them as one of the lowest kind of trashes for one to ever go to have sex. Perhaps we see a glimpse of the real you here...
...maybe you will find some pretty grandma on your way to the retirement house. Then you can have some fun time playing bingo together.
Assari is one of the best posters here. His post are kind of like watching Simpsons. Simpsons is not a show for kids, it's a show that tells about lot of adult issues people do not always talk in a comical manner. Assari does also bring lot of harder topics here in a slightly less comical manner...
xfire
New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
Excuse me, but who the fuck are you and why do you keep quoting me and commenting on my posts? Don't like my comments to asshat assari, then ignore me, but I don't think assari needs you playing White Knight for him. You're an idiot if you think I was insulting women with the line that Assair couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with an armful of bananas, what that means is that assari is so repulsive that IF monkeys had whorehouses (which they don't, not to my knowledge anyway) he wouldn't be welcome there. And your claim that assari is "one of the best posters here" just illustrates how fucking stupid you are. And just FYI, I'm not that much older than you are, but I've certainly been around long enough to recognize a blabbering fool when I see one, and every post you make confirms your deficient intellect. I'm glad you like assari, his posts, and his cock, none of my business, but don't try to buck up, junior, you just make a bigger fool of yourself, and don't forget, you made the decision to engage me in this dialog you could have just as easily ignored my trolling of the troll. Of course you can continue if you like, doesn't really matter to me, it's certainly not going to dissuade me from sandbagging your man crush going forward when one of his posts warrants it, don't like it? Too fucking bad, buttercup.
It means that most men think that the single mom is easier case than NORMAL woman.
Yes, that's probably one of the reasons.
I've heard that those who bully other online are police officers or prison guards.
In real life they are not so loud.
Cops = Mamas's boys
Anyone#017 is a zivilized and fair European gentleman and you're bitter Yankee cop or prison guard.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
I don't think it's unfair to assume that. Any woman who has less options can more easily be compromised. Wrap it up so you don't get roped in. Hit it. Quit it. Delete from memory. Skip town if you have to (just like the last one who chewed his own arm off to escape).
