Ultimate Movie One-Liner

[Supafly]

Did it start in the 80ies? Tgat is the first time I noticed that moies got packed with these punchlines, the hero got knocked around, kiked in the face, and then he snaps. Close-up - here comes the moneyshot:

The line, between gritted teeth, summing up what's about to go down.

Just recently, I got to love this one... maybe because the movie is so ridiculous

So, share YOUR fave one-liner!

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Bela Lugosi launched a few one-liners and catch phrases back in 1931. Little different than Charles Bronson but even colder. Bronson and Eastwood are the king of the one-liners to me. Chuck Norris is hysterical. If you're not from here please watch Invasion USA after drinking whatever schnapps(and lots of it) your country prefers. There's a Russian Commie trying to ruin Christmas in America by shoving a Makarov down people's trousers.

 

[Supafly]

Yes, Bronson and Eastwood are great. They deliver them real cold and have the voice for it. Arnold has some great lines, but that accent! Damn.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Yes, Bronson and Eastwood are great. They deliver them real cold and have the voice for it. Arnold has some great lines, but that accent! Damn.

You like our cheesy American Action stuff? Arnold is good too. How about Steven Seagal also?

Here's some good Arnie cheese. Maybe the best ever.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Charles Bronson from Death Wish 2. Almost feel the cold breeze as he turns the place into a Hellish Igloo.

"Shoot him again! I can still see his soul dancing!"

 

[Supafly]

You know me too well LOL

Seagal is such a terrible actor. Freat fighter, but man he is funny.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

You know me too well LOL

Seagal is such a terrible actor. Freat fighter, but man he is funny.

Try to find the charm in Seagal's recent DTV releases. He obviously has a stunt double who probably also ties Seagal's shoes because Stevie has gotten like a whale his old sensei would harpoon if he saw him now. He talks in Cajun Ebonics and likes to hire washed-up rappers to co-star with him as a sidekick. I think the best of the worst is Belly Of The Beast and Urban Justice. Drink Steins of Jagermeister and enjoy those films.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Dude, if you like The Terminator you gotta see Lady Terminator. Great crapfest made in Indonesia. Check the Snake Plissken mullet man in the film who's obsessed with either giving or receiving high-fives for 82 minutes. Lord knows how many notches he got on his palm.

 

[Rane1071]

Richard B Riddick. Convict and Murderer - 'There's gonna' be one speed. Mine!. If you can't keep up, don't step up. You'll just die".

The Borg - "WE ARE THE BORG! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!"

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Here's the obvious one. Don't fuck with Harry Callahan. He's like Black Flag for riff-raff.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

More Clint

 

[Rane1071]

The Duke - "Somebody oughta' belt you in the mouth. But I won't ... The hell I won't!!"

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

 

[L3ggy]

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Anybody ever see Steven Seagal host Saturday Night Live? There should be a Hearts Of Darkness documentary to accompany it. Seagal was definitely Kurtz here. I've never seen so much unintentional comedy on a show that's supposed to be intentionally funny.

 

[Supafly]

This is becoming a goldmine

 

[sean miguel]

Hail to the King, baby.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

This is becoming a goldmine

It was a good idea to start this thread. The content can be endless. I don't think we've even scratched the surface of the cheese yet.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Purchased rights from Assari's Horror Corner

 

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