U.S. Army Major General Harold Greene Laid to Rest

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
U.S. Army Major General Harold Greene was buried today at Arlington National Cemetery with full military honors, including a caisson, two ****** platoons, casket team, firing party, colors team, and a caparisoned *****. The U.S. Army band, "Pershing's Own," played softly as the funeral procession made its way down the long hill past the rows of simple white gravestones to bring General Greene to his final resting place.

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On that note a hearty FUCK YOU to our Divider in Chief who was -- and I'm not shitting you -- at the Vineyard Golf Club during General Greene's funeral.
 

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