Two Tough Questions – Political Joke Archives

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Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 **** already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with an astrologist. He’s had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, ****** until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of ******* every evening.

Candidate C.

He is a decorated war hero. He’s a vegetarian, doesn’t smoke, only drinks an occasional **** and never cheated on his wife.


Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first … no peeking, then click link for the response.

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