I thought it was high-time I jumped onto the quiz band-wagon, so here are ten ridiculous questions, which have equally ridiculous answers - or not.
I'll post the answers in a couple of days...or whenever I can think of some.
1 - If train 'A' leaves it's station a 6.50pm and train 'B' leaves it's station at 7.15pm, what does the driver of train 'A' have in his lunchbox?
2 - A boy has 23 sweets, he eats 17 of them, then buys 8 more and eats 12 more...what does he have now?
3 - Which is the odd-one out?..
A cow's arse
A tramp
A football
4 - Two men go outside to dig a hole, they meet no-one whilst digging the hole yet three men come back in...how?
5 - A man cooks then eats the body of another man, but isn't arrested, despite the police having proof of it...how come?
6 - What happens if you spin a chinaman round several times?
7- A 45rpm record plays for 5 hours and 12 minutes - how?
8 - Why did the chicken cross the road?
9 - If you tied a man's shoelaces together, how far would he get before tripping over?
10 - If buttercups are yellow, and apples are green, then what sound does a cloud make?
If you would like to submit similar questions for future quizzes, or just want to tell me to stop this nonsense, then...go ahead, make my day.
impdaddy
I'll post the answers in a couple of days...or whenever I can think of some.
1 - If train 'A' leaves it's station a 6.50pm and train 'B' leaves it's station at 7.15pm, what does the driver of train 'A' have in his lunchbox?
2 - A boy has 23 sweets, he eats 17 of them, then buys 8 more and eats 12 more...what does he have now?
3 - Which is the odd-one out?..
A cow's arse
A tramp
A football
4 - Two men go outside to dig a hole, they meet no-one whilst digging the hole yet three men come back in...how?
5 - A man cooks then eats the body of another man, but isn't arrested, despite the police having proof of it...how come?
6 - What happens if you spin a chinaman round several times?
7- A 45rpm record plays for 5 hours and 12 minutes - how?
8 - Why did the chicken cross the road?
9 - If you tied a man's shoelaces together, how far would he get before tripping over?
10 - If buttercups are yellow, and apples are green, then what sound does a cloud make?
If you would like to submit similar questions for future quizzes, or just want to tell me to stop this nonsense, then...go ahead, make my day.
impdaddy
