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LONDON, England (CNN) -- If treating heroin addicts by giving them heroin seems counterintuitive, having the government fund that addiction to the tune of more than $22,000 per patient per year comes across as downright radical.
A newly released British study, however, found that daily heroin injections given to hard-to-treat addicts as part of a comprehensive program succeeded in treating those addicts and reducing crime.
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Hmm, I wonder why it reduced crime. Hmm...
The use of street heroin was reduced by three quarters and the crimes committed trying to get ***** were cut by two-thirds, the study found.
Ahh, I see. It must've reduced crime because THE HEROIN ADDICTS WERE GETTING THEIR HEROIN FOR FREE, SO THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO MUG AND/OR STEAL FROM PEOPLE TO GET IT. Maybe, I don't know. I mean, I'm not an expert or nuttin'.