Tourist hospitalised by venomous spider bite on penis

shaggydude · May 14, 2010

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A tourist who fell asleep on a beach in New Zealand following a naked swim has been admitted to hospital after a venomous native spider bit him on his penis.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...talised-by-venomous-spider-bite-on-penis.html

L3ggy · May 14, 2010

That spider is sooooo cute

Facetious · May 14, 2010

Oh, my ! said ''Night Stinger'' spider variant, the suspect in the case, is on the endangered species list!

good riddance ! :nono: :laugh:

Mayhem · May 14, 2010

Damn, I'm not going to start crying or anything but I actually do feel bad for the guy. This will put my next shitty day into perspective.

mrtrebus · May 14, 2010

Dirty spider fucking bastard got what he deserved!

lurkingdirk · May 14, 2010

See, I tried this once, and the girl who was with me refused to suck out the venom.

It was a bad weekend...

Mr Dragon · May 14, 2010

god shounds alful

HE1FiNEARTiST · May 14, 2010

sucks to be that dude, the spider i mean. i wonder if the spider knew it bit a dick.

:throwup:

mrtrebus · May 14, 2010

HE1FiNEARTiST said:
sucks to be that dude, the spider i mean. i wonder if the spider knew it bit a dick.

:throwup:

Oh yeah they love da cock. LOVE IT!!!!!!!

GibbsGrad2002 · May 14, 2010

That sucks but I bet he learned a lesson he will not go skinny dipping when he on vacation

StanScratch · May 14, 2010

For that, I would request that I be taken off every bit of life support in existence.

oscabares · May 14, 2010

what was the guy dong with his dick so close to the spider? Another victimo of the spiderman myth?

Member442 · May 14, 2010

lurkingdirk said:
See, I tried this once, and the girl who was with me refused to suck out the venom.

It was a bad weekend...

Maybe you just asked the wrong girl :dunno:. Maybe you should try it again.

That poor guy. Wonder what happened to the spider.

feller469 · May 14, 2010

his girlfriend told him not to stuck her head under the covers when he farted, but did he listen? Maybe he will learn something from this experience

darkwarrior3007 · May 14, 2010

He should check to see if he can shoot webs out of that thing now.

Rekrul · May 15, 2010

I bet he had a boner in his sleep and the spider thought his dick was attacking it.

roronoa3000 · May 15, 2010

I had to go to the hospital once after Tom Cruise bit my penis.