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(02-12) 1,000 free bananas and a high-tech surveillance camera, the San Francisco *** formally introduced its 2-month-old gorilla Thursday to his adoring fellow primates, the human kind.
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The baby gorilla turned out to be something that grown gorillas aren't, which is cute.
"Awwww," said just about everybody, when the small and wrinkly western lowland gorilla made his first public appearance on a special video monitor installed alongside the gorilla house.
The gorilla, born Dec. 8, has been a nonstop challenge to his keepers, largely because his ******, Monifa, decided motherhood was a big nuisance and abandoned the ****** shortly after giving birth.
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