Tis the Season! Get Yer Candy Corn Butt Plug!

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Legit, this girl I'm seeing loves the stuff. I just sent her a link to this shit.

"Hate candy corn?" reads the promo description. "Shove it up your ass!"

More: https://www.xbiz.com/news/247569/funkit-toys-unveils-candy-corn-butt-plug

 

[~~whimsy~~]

This is uncomfortable on a couple levels.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Passing out butt corn to children on Halloween would almost be as bad as candy corn. Cute butt plug for the right lady though.