Time to be cocky and evil - best christmas presents?

[24788]

I got a BlackBerry Bold 9700. All I wanted for Christmas and I'm happy.

What about you guys?

 

[lechepicha]

a Nokia 5800

 

[bodie54]

I got a lump of coal in one of gunslingingbird's crusty sweat socks

Best. Christmas. Ever! :nanner:

 

[Friday on my mind]

No peace on earth,the Promise goes unfullfilled.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Honestly, the best present I got this year was getting to spend time with my brothers. With our schedules and commitments we don't get together nearly as often as we should. But Christmas gives us the chance to see each other and act like we're kids again. And that's the best part about the holidays.

Of course my new laptop wasn't a bad gift either...

 

[lechepicha]

Honestly, the best present I got this year was getting to spend time with my brothers.

family time is always important.

good for you, Andronicus Ry

 

[jasonk282]

I got a blow job/hand job from the wife.

 

[GregCentauro]

I got a blow job/ hand job from jason's wife.

 

[jasonk282]

I got a blow job/ hand job from jason's wife.

You too. I though I felt a troll in my bed.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I got all I needed. Being able to see the sheer joy and elation of my office staff when they opened their Christmas bonus envelopes. 5 dollar Chick-Fil-A gift certificates are the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[jasonk282]

I got all I needed. Being able to see the sheer joy and elation of my office staff when they opened their Christmas bonus envelopes. 5 dollar Chick-Fil-A gift certificates are the gift that keeps on giving.

Actually I WOULD love that, Chick-Fil-A is great. Did you really give them as gifts cause that is AWESOME and funny.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Not really but it is a nifty gift idea, isn't it?

 

[Kingfisher]

My Ex-Wife didn't die, so I got shit!

 

[BlueBalls]

I got a blow job/ hand job from jason's wife.

:rofl:

 

[Lust]

no one got the humping dog?? oh well maybe next year

my best gift this year was the Small Batch Bourbon Collection . got a lot of other things but this was the first thing i wanted to play with :glugglug:

 

[CunningStunts]

I got a blowjob from a girl with a santa hat on.

 

[TunnelOfLove]

I got a blowjob from a girl with a santa hat on.

I got a blowjob from the santa with a santa hat off. :uohs:

 

[maildude]

I got a gift card from "Bill's Empty And Dark Warehouse Shopping Club." I wanna buy a sofa. Are they reliable??

 

[STDiva]

The food and drink is always the best part. Lasagna, turkey, ham, cheeses, wine, beer and booze. I love falling asleep full and drunk.

The best gift I got was, the entire series of X-Files. Might be one of my favourite gifts ever.

 

[jod0565]

A Sony Xplod radio / cd player for the car from my niece.
I told her she shouldn't have.
I truly appreciated this.