Tijuana advice

[Mr_Balls]

Well I am planning a quick jaunt to Tijuana soon.
It has been years since I have been there, and even then I only ****** through.
Anyone have any stories or advice?

 

[Jack Davenport]

This should have been titled "Hey Dino! Tell us about Tijuana!"

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

***** all the water you can directly from the tap. It has curative properties. Every meal you eat in TJ should come from a cart or roach coach. Do as many side straddle hops as possible afterwards.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

check out the ol' titty twister, it's only a hop, skip and a jump away and i hear it is quite the establishment...

 

[CrimsonBolt]

^ Ooooh yeah the Salma Hayek!!

She can bite me anytime she want! :drool2:

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

This should have been titled "Hey Dino! Tell us about Tijuana!"

Heck no! I ain't going down there. I'd rather spend a few extra bucks staying in LA and save the risk of venturing into TJ. There is plenty of sopping wet Latin pussy for hire here.

 

[Mr_Balls]

Jajajajaja

 

[sean miguel]

Don't bring any guns and if you take the wrong exit put that **** in reverse.

 

[paulscott2]

Are those places still open? I really want to go there.

 

[Pornfan99]

I was in San Diego, and a cab driver recommended I NOT visit Tijuana. *If* you go, make sure you have a buddy(ies) with you.

If you're looking for women - play it safe, and hit Pahrump, NV instead.