This is a video game I would play for hours!
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PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my ******'s Basement
If you mess up, it lets you go to the next level, and then to the next level, but it never lets you forget what you did wrong. And then once a month, the game becomes unplayable.
"Oh, you want to slay the dragon? NO! We are going to visit my ***! NOW!"
"Oh, you want to slay the dragon? NO! We are going to visit my ***! NOW!"
That does look nice. Try it with this controller:
http://blog.worldsex.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/hottest-controller-ever.jpg
http://blog.worldsex.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/hottest-controller-ever.jpg
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I think the joystick controls need to move down...just a little...then you'll be at the right spots!
Hilly, is that a game you'd play for hours? Can I watch? 
Think baseball, use delay cream, and you should last longer.. Maybe even for 30 seconds. lol
These are better suggestions than Stan gave me last night. He had me rub myself with burning nettles.
I did last longer, but I wept for the rest of the session.
I would probably last minutes
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
The real tragedy is that I had actually told you to wear your Burmese sandals.
I had great plans for those sandals...
The original photo looks like a horrible metaphor for if you bang it, breed it, you keep it!
Is this some kind of pathetic abstinence program photo????
As in sex is not all fun and video games
Is this some kind of pathetic abstinence program photo????
As in sex is not all fun and video games
Not the sandal routine again. C'mon Stan, the sandals have been in there a few times now.
Where's the creativity? The innovation?
METAL HEAD
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Now thats a real doll
*Twenty minutes later
"I already beat it, got any friends?"
"I already beat it, got any friends?"
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