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This is a a news story! Ever heard of a fecal transplant?

One day in 2008, Ruth, a Long Island teacher, walked into her doctor's office with a container of a relative's feces, lay down, and had her doctor pump the stool inside her. Ruth had been suffering for nearly two years with an intestinal infection called Clostridium difficile, which caused her to suffer from excruciating diarrhea. She had lost 20 pounds. Her hair was falling out. Friends asked if she had cancer.

Then she met Lawrence Brandt, a gastroenterologist at the Montefiore Medical Center in the Bronx who believed he had developed a procedure to cure people of recurrent c. diff infections: fecal transplant. Brandt has been inserting feces into his patients for a decade now and claims to be solving their problems nearly 100 percent of the time. If his method really works—and he's not the only doctor who believes that it does—then we may have found a viable, if weird, solution to a serious problem. C. diff infects 250,000 Americans each year and killed more than 20,000 from 1999 to 2004. (Researchers estimate that 13 out of every 1,000 patients admitted to a hospital will pick up the bug.) Antibiotics will always be the first response to such infections, but when those fail, a fecal transplant could be the next step. For Ruth, at least, the procedure was a godsend. "I'm cured," she said. "Period. End of story. Cured."

Here's the basic idea. People suffering from the hardy C. diff bacteria are generally prescribed a powerful antibiotic. Problem is, the drugs don't just kill the invaders; they also wipe out much of the beneficial bacteria in the gut. With these "good" microorganisms out of the way, any C. diff stragglers have a much easier time regrouping for a second bout of illness. If there were some way to respawn the beneficial bacteria in the intestines, such re-infections could be warded off. Some people, like Ruth, turn to expensive probiotic supplements. (At one point she was spending $350 on them every week.) But in certain cases, a patient who has lost nearly all of her good bacteria will find it nearly impossible to get them back. A fecal transplant seems to work as a sort of mega-probiotic, allowing doctors to repopulate a patient's intestines with the appropriate microorganisms by placing a robust sample directly into her gut.

Doctors recommend that the fecal donor be someone close to the patient—a family member, perhaps, or a spouse. Scientists reason that when people live in close quarters, they are exposed to similar bacteria—good and bad—and are likely to have had a similar set of bacteria living in their guts before anyone got sick.

The donor takes a stool softener the night before and then gives a full morning bowel movement to the recipient, who takes it to a doctor for screening. It's important to make sure that the sample doesn't contain any parasites or other pathogens, such as hepatitis, salmonella, or HIV. Once the transplant material has been cleared, the doctor mixes it with saline to make about a pint of liquid with the consistency of a milkshake. This is pumped into the patient's colon using a colonoscope or endoscope, or siphoned into the stomach via a nasogastric tube. (The latter method is considered more dangerous, since there's a chance feces will end up in the lungs. Colonoscopies carry their own risk of bowel perforation.)

And then there's the do-it-yourself crowd. All you need is a bottle of saline, a 2-quart enema bag, and one standard kitchen blender. Mike Silverman, a University of Toronto physician who wrote up a guide to homespun fecal transplants for the journal Clinical Gastroenterology and Hepatology, says it's entirely safe to do the procedure this way, provided that a doctor gets involved at some point to screen the donor sample. He felt he needed to draw up the instructions because administrators at his hospital wouldn't allow their doctors to perform a procedure that hasn't been validated in a large, peer-reviewed study.

The rest of the long article here:
http://www.slate.com/id/2282768/

So you wanna be a poo donor?

Sounds like a new reality TV show. :D
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Mother fuck! I've been shoving shit into people for decades, and they call me crazy! This guy does it and he's a fucking genius!!??!! Fuck the world!
 
Mother fuck! I've been shoving shit into people for decades, and they call me crazy! This guy does it and he's a fucking genius!!??!! Fuck the world!

He marketed it. You just gave it away like a whore.

That is the difference. :tongue:
 

Marlo Manson

Hello Sexy girl how your Toes doing?
Now thats some nasty SHIT... (no pun intended) :uohs: :throwup:
 
I went on a two day bender once back in high school and left a shit on the Principle's front porch. Does that count?
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
................................huh...
 

Shifty

O.G.
Mother fuck! I've been shoving shit into people for decades, and they call me crazy! This guy does it and he's a fucking genius!!??!! Fuck the world!

No no Stan. No no.

We've discussed this. :facepalm:

For decades, you have been spelunking. And rarely, if ever have you been given permission. :nono:
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
That is awful. I feel queasy.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
This procedure was pretty much concocted by the Baconsalt Fecal Transplant Clinic.
 
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