Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
I might have married a sane, responsible lady but in my single days I seemed to gravitate to the nuttier gals. In her prime Britney wouldn't urinate on most of us if we were on fire. But in 2025 we might have a shot at that same gal we so feverishly Punished Percy to a mere 25 years ago.
