This Board is So Slow....

[alexpnz]

I clicked on someones profile, went to take a Taco Bell dump, wiped and came back STILL waiting for the goddamned thing to load.
Total elapsed time= 6 mins 21 secs

 

[ForumModeregulator]

i would suggestr eating mre taco bell to compensate fo the "loading" times

 

[Roald]

Tech is on it

 

[GregCentauro]

Smoke weed! Then you won't mind the delay. You'll even enjoy the new color scheme.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Can we ban Alex for bitching about it?

 

[alexpnz]

Can we ban Alex for bitching about it?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I have been knee high in 503s, 404s, and busy servers.

As well as the sluggy page loads. Which may or may not result in a 503.

 

[alexpnz]

I have been knee high in 503s, 404s, and busy servers.

As well as the sluggy page loads. Which may or may not result in a 503.

wait...what?

 

[Hot Mega]

I thought there was a thread about this already.

http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=4990158&postcount=1

 

[~~whimsy~~]

503 error: http://www.checkupdown.com/status/E503.html

404 error: http://www.404errorpages.com/

 

[alexpnz]

I thought there was a thread about this already.

http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=4990158&postcount=1

No, sorry :hatsoff:

 

[vodkazvictim]

Can we ban Alex for bitching about it?

Can we ban him for being a twunt?

 

[alexpnz]

Can we ban him for being a twunt?

Can we ban you for un-manly offenses such as:
Handing out neg. rep on a porn board?
Having an airplane blowing up a tank for an avy on a porn board?
Making up words such as "twunt"?

Noobs...Ay Yi Yi

 

[~~whimsy~~]

DAMN! Four facepalm smileys in one post!?

Someone block the facepalm smiley away from Alex. He's addicted.

I say we hold a intervention.

And leave vodka alone. What he ever do to you? He's a pretty cool guy all around.

 

[alexpnz]

DAMN! Four facepalm smileys in one post!?

Someone block the facepalm smiley away from Alex. He's addicted.

I say we hold a intervention.

Sorry ~, I only get out the Facepalm Army in extreme Douche cases like this one.
BTW....Aint it cool to see 4 Facepalm smilies in unison? :clap:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I just got another server busy.

 

[Galactic]

Smoke weed! Then you won't mind the delay. You'll even enjoy the new color scheme.

NOTHING would make me like the new color scheme.

 

[D-rock]

I can only surmise that Roald must have look a leak on an electrical transformer nearby him again after getting drunk and mistaking it for a toilet like the last time the board went down.

 

[316sherm]

This board makes my processor look weak!
:nono:

 

[Member442]

I had horrible problems yesterday but so far today its been fine for me.