Things in porn that I can really do without!

[bdogg]

Just one man's rantings. Curious to your input.

- ANY scene with Nacho Vidal. Hated him 15 years ago and still hate him now.
- Female stars who can't suck dick
- Female stars with no ass
- Female stars who can't suck dick and have no ass.
- James Deen. I would love to meet a current female star and ask her why porn chicks love this cat.
- Bruce "2-Tone" Venture. Aren't Neanderthals extinct?
- Manuel Ferrera. See James Deen.
- The 3 main male performers on Cumlouder. They single-handily ruin scenes.
- Veronica Avluv. She nauseates me.
- Lesbian scenes with no ass licking. It's like a day w/o sunshine.
- Jessie Jane. Never understood her appeal.
- Tony Rubio. Makes me think that the March Of Dimes supplies porn actors.
- Questionable camera angles. Why do we need to see the underside of doggy style? Or focusing way too long onthe girl's face during sex? Or the guy's face for that matter!!!
- DP. No thanks.
- Squirting. Who decided THAT was sexy? Bitch please!
- Foot fetish. Makes me dry heave.
- Heavily tatted chicks
- Hairy poonannies. Why is this making a comeback?
- One knee or both up during doggy. That goes for both genders.
- Talkative cameramen. It ain't about you!
- Rough sex, esp slapping the girl or standing on her head. WTF?!?!
- Bonnie Rotten. Ugh.

 

[Chopper3000]

I just don't like seeing sex on crush velour sofas. Other than that I'm open to everything porn can bring.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Have a read of these.

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?663252
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?687582
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?708461

- James Deen. I would love to meet a current female star and ask her why porn chicks love this cat.

They'll probably say ;

(a) he's a pretty cool guy,
(b) he's good looking,
(c) he's got a big dick,
(d) he fucks like a champ,
(e) a, b, c and d.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Not enough character development and asymmetric plot-lines. At least the movie is better than the book written on a cocktail napkin.

 

[Aaliyah Love]

have a read of these.

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?663252
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?687582
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?708461



they'll probably say ;

(a) he's a pretty cool guy,
(b) he's good looking,
(c) he's got a big dick,
(d) he fucks like a champ,
(e) a, b, c and d.

e.

 

[bdogg]

Thanks Aaliyah! That's really cool to get a female star to answer me! Oorah!

Look, I support the cat simply because he's a member of the Tribe, but what makes him that much more desirable than other top performers?

 

[cestmoi2010]

Marco Bandreas (Dude just annoys the FUCK out of me. I know he loves Fiona - I feel sorry for Fiona)
Clover (Has the guy ever gotten a hard dick in his scenes.........I call him "Mr Limp Dick)

Guys who say "I'm cumming" - they pull out, she gets on her knees and then he spends the next 5 minutes jerking himself off until he cums on her face

Whitney Westgate treating Cum like some toxic fluid. She is by far the #1 "Cum Dodger" out there. When she gets a facial she closes her mouth to make sure NO Cum gets inside it

Cowgirl: I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE women in the Cowgirl position. BUT NOT in Porn and that is because for reasons I will never understand we got Cowgirl shot from BEHIND the woman. We see her ass and his cock sliding in and out of her pussy but we never see her front side. The reason I LOOOOOOOOVE Cowgirl is because she is facing me and I get to see her breasts swaying. More importantly I get to see her facial reactions. I get to see the sheer joy on her face and I get to see her eyes rolling into the back of her head in joy. I get to kiss her breasts or lips while inside her. WE DON'T GET ANY OF THAT IN PORN AND I HATE IT!!!!!!!!! For an industry that is 99.999999999% about the women, Cowgirl is shot 100% wrong.

 

[tartanterrier]

Just one man's rantings. Curious to your input.

- ANY scene with Nacho Vidal. Hated him 15 years ago and still hate him now.

I felt the same about David Perry. But to be honest it's just jealously :1orglaugh

 

[Aaliyah Love]

Thanks Aaliyah! That's really cool to get a female star to answer me! Oorah!

Look, I support the cat simply because he's a member of the Tribe, but what makes him that much more desirable than other top performers?

I don't think I said he's "more desirable" than the other guys.. but he is one of the 13 names on my "yes list"

 

[Aaliyah Love]

Marco Bandreas (Dude just annoys the FUCK out of me. I know he loves Fiona - I feel sorry for Fiona)
Clover (Has the guy ever gotten a hard dick in his scenes.........I call him "Mr Limp Dick)

Guys who say "I'm cumming" - they pull out, she gets on her knees and then he spends the next 5 minutes jerking himself off until he cums on her face

Whitney Westgate treating Cum like some toxic fluid. She is by far the #1 "Cum Dodger" out there. When she gets a facial she closes her mouth to make sure NO Cum gets inside it

Cowgirl: I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE women in the Cowgirl position. BUT NOT in Porn and that is because for reasons I will never understand we got Cowgirl shot from BEHIND the woman. We see her ass and his cock sliding in and out of her pussy but we never see her front side. The reason I LOOOOOOOOVE Cowgirl is because she is facing me and I get to see her breasts swaying. More importantly I get to see her facial reactions. I get to see the sheer joy on her face and I get to see her eyes rolling into the back of her head in joy. I get to kiss her breasts or lips while inside her. WE DON'T GET ANY OF THAT IN PORN AND I HATE IT!!!!!!!!! For an industry that is 99.999999999% about the women, Cowgirl is shot 100% wrong.

Funny because there's another thread I recently participated in where the guys complain that when we are in cowgirl, why do we look back at the dick/camera.. and it's for that very reason

 

[Lonilover]

anything really fucked up, like rape, choking, vommiting and i also don't like swearing to much. nothing grose, but i do not mind if a woman gives a hard blowjob or handjob.. you know like those clips from fucked up handjobs is pretty cool as well.. and all the rest is cool !!

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

The cry babies who whine about certain women not performing interracial. BBWs. No such thing. Porn that tries to have a plot.

 

[himperv203]

ummm scatt

 

[MustBeGood]

Gangbang scenes with a 5-7 buck naked men with a fully clothe women with panties on parted.

 

[BusterLoads]

(a) he's a pretty cool guy,
(b) he's good looking,
(c) he's got a big dick,
(d) he fucks like a champ,
(e) a, b, c and d.

I can see all of these except (c). That dude does not have a big dick by any means.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

The cry babies who whine about certain women not performing interracial. BBWs. No such thing. Porn that tries to have a plot.

All of these, plus close ups pf wide open gaping assholes. If I wanna see a girls intestines, I'll go to the library and borrow a video on gastrointestinal surgery. And cuckhold porn....I don't care what race of people are involved, any way you look at it, it just annoys me.

 

[CrimsonBolt]

Have a read of these.

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?663252
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?687582
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?708461

two of the guy who's started these crappy thread are red, the third is banned, will that dog follow them?

They'll probably say ;

(a) he's a pretty cool guy,
(b) he's good looking,
(c) he's got a big dick,
(d) he fucks like a champ,
(e) a, b, c and d.

looks like bdog is jealous of Deaney!
ps. for (a) i'm not sure he was very rough in the pornstars punishment scenes

- Bonnie Rotten. Ugh.

i would say bdogg. ugh. :yesyes:
+ fuck you!

 

[DrakeM]

Speculum shots, vaginal or anal, do nothing for me, too clinical, not the least bit sexy. The guys running In The Crack don't understand this and continue to shoot with them inserted, waste of film in my opinion.

 

[bdogg]

Aaliyah,

Very interesting.

Forgive me for asking because I am a little ignorant here, but you have a yes list? I assume that means yes you will only work with those guys in your scenes. So how does a guy get on your yes list? What would cause a guy to end up on your no list? Do you have similar lists for women?

I find it very interesting that you get to choose who you work with. I thought that the company or directors who pay you choose who.with whom you are to work. Shit, I wish I had that kind of pull with my company!

 

[Aaliyah Love]

Aaliyah,

Very interesting.

Forgive me for asking because I am a little ignorant here, but you have a yes list? I assume that means yes you will only work with those guys in your scenes. So how does a guy get on your yes list? What would cause a guy to end up on your no list? Do you have similar lists for women?

I find it very interesting that you get to choose who you work with. I thought that the company or directors who pay you choose who.with whom you are to work. Shit, I wish I had that kind of pull with my company!

Yes, if a company wants to book me, they ask me or my agent for a yes list. Each company usually has their 5-7 "regular go-to" guys that they use, and chances are, at least one of those guys is also on my list. As long as I'm not on HIS no list and he's available, I get to work with him! To get onto my yes list I need to know you and trust you. You need to be an honest and good person, someone I have chemistry with, and have a dependable dick. (despite what some may think, for most of us, it's dependability>size of penis! a 10inch dick is worthless if you can't keep it hard, consistently) I only fuck dudes I know don't do shady shit in their personal lives (gay escorting, drugs, etc.. if people are desperate or careless with their own body, then they sure as hell don't care about mine) My list is constantly changing.. every once in awhile I'll give someone a chance, and if they're great, they're on the list. And 3 or 4 got crossed OFF after I worked with them, or got to know them better
For women, I will give almost anybody a try. I always look up who I'm working with at least the night before the scene, but you really gotta piss me off to get on that list. There's only a few girls on there, and it was more their bad attitude than anything. (sorry, girls that act like cunts don't turn me on, and it's not worth any amount of money for me to fuck someone I do not like! Plus.. of COURSE the scene will SUCK)