I think Alice really liked that guy.
That brain-dead water jockey? He's basically like a roided-out version of me, and I'm not roided out, Jillian.
I'm roided in.
Oh, well, I don't think it was his brain she was attracted to, if you get my drift.
- I don't.
- Dick.
Big ol' dick.
- Ooh.
- [Laughs] I'll be honest: I'm not surprised.
I always had Alice pegged as a size queen.
Thanks for bringing me back here to get my keys.
Sure, yeah.
You know, you were actually kinda sweet tonight.
I know, it just seemed like you could use a friend.
[Sighs] Oh.
Uh, what are you I could use a little bit more than that.
Like wait, what do you mean? I wanna get my rocks off, stretch.
[Laughs] Okay, all right.
Yeah, yeah, all right, let's let's get our rocks off with our socks off.
No, keep your socks on.
Pull your prick through your zipper, and don't you dare kiss me.
Is okay.
Always knew this was gonna happen.
[Clears throat] What? Whoa.
Oh.
I don't unders don't bend it.
- [Groans] - Where are you? - I lost you.
- Oh.
Wait, what? It's in there.
It's just you're not supposed to bend down.
Ow! Oh, oh.
Jesus, you better add a finger.
A little rub-a-dub on the outside.
On the inside, little fella.
Okay, like that? - Make it two.
Do it.
- Okay.
- Do something to me.
- Okay.
Whoa.
Okay.
Is that awesome or what? - That almost feels normal.
- Yeah.
- All right, hang on.
- Okay.
Oh wait, no.
[Groans] Oh, gah.
That was, like, wow.
Did you you did too, right? - [Sighs] - Oh, whoa.
A little aftershock when you just pull away so fast.
Here, clean yourself off.
And Anders, this didn't happen.
- Hey, you bitch-ass traitor.
- Dude, what's on your dick? It's a box.
Step one: I cut a hole in a box.
Step two, I superglued my dick in a box 'cause I was asleep in Alice's office ready to gift her my penis in the morning.
"How 'bout you put an extra finger "in my **** because your penis is so small? - I need more.
" - Nope.
You took a beautiful, pure flower, and turned her into a disgusting, whore flower.
You know, you gotta see the Girth-worm, baby.
- I don't want to see it.
- It's big.
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