These Fucking Sharks!

[alexpnz]

http://patch.com/new-jersey/oceancity/watch-sharks-appearing-jersey-shore
Now these motherfuckers are coming to the waters edge by me.
No more swimming for me, get the tan and cool off with a splash of water and I'm keeping it moving.

With that said, I'm off to watch Shark Week.

 

[assari]

You need shark suit.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I just watched "Voodoo Sharks" and I'm still laughing. You ever see a three hunnert pound Cajun try to get in a shark cage? Holy fuck!

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Sharks fear sharts. Make sure to get in the water immediately after eating. The swampy bubbles will push them further into the ocean repelling any future attacks.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Sharks fear sharts. Make sure to get in the water immediately after eating. The swampy bubbles will push them further into the ocean repelling any future attacks.

This post has been authenticated by Alex Jones, David Icke, the History Channel and the Discovery Channel.

 

[sean miguel]

I saw a documentary where an orca just totally went off on a great white shark in the farralons off the coast of california not far from san francisco. The orca rammed it at full speed and ****** it. Anyways the other great whites could smell the carcass of their own and bugged out. Some of them had tracking devices and were seen swimming all the way to hawaii. The point? Gut a great white and dump it's entrails in the water where people swim. Whether sharks are repelled or not, swimmers aren't going to wade in that nasty **** so problem solved either way.


I'm fcuking *****

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I saw a documentary where an orca just totally went off on a great white shark in the farralons off the coast of california not far from san francisco. The orca rammed it at full speed and ****** it. Anyways the other great whites could smell the carcass of their own and bugged out. Some of them had tracking devices and were seen swimming all the way to hawaii. The point? Gut a great white and dump it's entrails in the water where people swim. Whether sharks are repelled or not, swimmers aren't going to wade in that nasty **** so problem solved either way.


I'm fcuking *****

The same strategy could be applied to jihadists. Not with sharks, though. With other jihadists.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

This post has been authenticated by Alex Jones, David Icke, the History Channel and the Discovery Channel.

Appreciate it. How do you guys prevent shark ****** in Vegas?